What The Fuck, Vargas?!???

When you have ideas, but no desire:

(Dedicated to all writers. I’m having a creative crisis😅)

AHHHH, SECOND CHAPTER ETG SOMETHING WITH SOMETHING THE FUCK! IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED YET, AND DO NOT WANT TO BE A SPOILER, DO NOT READ THIS WRITING, I AM AT SUCH EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW!! AAAA!

Hypnotized fairies ran all over the royal area, causing chaos. They laughed and ran around like crazy, not paying attention to common sense. And the main thing of this circus was Shadow Milk Cookie.

Cookies literally ran through all the obstacles, knocking down fairies in clown costumes, ignoring the cheerful music like at a children's party. For them it was not a holiday, unlike him

"APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE! It's so nice to see such a wonderful audience. And I want to see the main guest~"

Shadow Milk Cookie realized himself. He feels their gaze, their smile, the way they watch him. What a cute creature~. He gets curious... And maybe they can help him free the chaos.

The cookies were able to run to the stage where there was a cardboard version of the one who caused chaos in the kingdom. The doll bowed to them, marking the start of the show.

[Yes, the chapter is short, but it’s just the beginning. I need to discuss the script a little more and everything will be done as quickly as possible. Have a nice day, everyone]

This is a kind of preface and disclaimer. My texts may be crooked and incomprehensible due to the fact that English is not my native language, and my knowledge of it is quite average. I use a translator for this application, so I can apologize in advance for any errors. love everyone 🩷

I want to delve more into the topic of how boys generally sense the presence of the Player and how “selecting to the main screen” works.

When the Player knocks out a character, the character begins to feel symptoms such as slight dizziness, warmth throughout the body, and you can lose coordination in your actions for a few seconds. Also, when choosing a character, he feels warmth throughout his body. This shows the Player's favor.

The higher the friendship level, the better the character can 'feel' you and hear your phrases. Some boys simply love to listen to your voice and want to listen to it for hours (Azul, Malleus, Lilia, Silver, Cater and Kalim). They think that you just have a wonderful voice. (Especially Silver, your voice sometimes puts him to sleep)

Let's also pay attention to the races of boys. Fairies sense the Player's presence best and often take advantage of this. Beastmen(?) when increasing your friendship level, using their card and so on can sense some of your strong emotions during the game. Merfolk(?) are the same as beastmen.

Actually every boy just wants your attention

MASTERLIST FOR TWISTED WONDERLAND.

Nonsense for AU

Player Acceptance

Basic moments

Basic moments 2

MASTERLIST FOR COOKIE RUN KINGDOM

Basic moments

Meeting Shadow Milk Cookie. 1 part

Meeting Shadow Milk Cookie. 2 part

Meeting Shadow Milk Cookie. 3 part

" It’s a huge sign of trust to fall asleep when touching another for centaurs." Wait awww, what would their reaction be to their master (?) falling asleep while touching them for the first time?

Centaur Boys Making Sure the Their Master Gets Has a Good Nap

Wild: *cracks knuckles* buckle up you are not ready for this level of wholesome. also I'm so sorry I took so long to answer after the post saying I would answer all asks quickly! Thank you for your understanding! I added Che'nya and Cheka as a thank you. I hope you enjoy!

Nya: i nearly ripped off the top of my thumb's nail. i've been wearing band aids for a few weeks. my thumb print has become very smooth it's weird

Note: All are in their centaur form. These can be seen as romantic or platonic. Except Ortho and Cheka. Platonic love only for them.

Heartslabyul

Riddle: Gets extremely flustered yet happy. You are putting so much trust in him to keep you safe during your snooze and he takes that very seriously. Goes stone still, could be in the most uncomfortable position known to man and will still deal with it until you wake up. RIP anyone that wakes you up they will be losing their head for a while.

Trey: Gets a soft smile on his face. If you fall asleep while riding him he'll carefully bend forward slightly so you're at a more comfortable angle. He'll stay still for the most part but occasionally walk around to create a soothing rocking motion.

Cater: Also gets a soft smile on his face. He'll do his best to make sure you're laying on his body because he's warm and soft. Checks on you every now and then. Plays with your hair if he can reach.

Ace: Wing blanket wing blanket wing blanket. You'll probably end up using his chest as a pillow so he keeps you warm with his wings. Will preen your hair gently with a big smile.

Deuce: He is so honored and his love for you has increased tenfold. Goes stone stiff and growls loudly at anyone who dares to disturb your slumber. Will make a rumbling purr every so often.

Savannaclaw

Leona: Anyone who tries to get near will be given a death glare and a pointy teeth filled snarl. Nobody is allowed near while he's on guard. You are warm and safe with him. If you sleep first he will not be sleeping. Instincts man, instincts. His love for you grows immensely and he will make sure you have a peaceful rest. Might start grooming you if you're in reach of his tongue.

Ruggie: His smile is so big and his tail is going crazy. You'll wake up to a yeen staring at you with absolute love in his eyes. He makes sure you're as comfy as possible and hums a soothing tune.

Jack: The first time it happens you won't be asleep for long his tail is going to make his whole body shake from the force. He is so mad at himself and doesn't even try to hide it. Give him some pats to let him know it's alright and snuggle back in for another go. This time and from then on his tail won't be a bother. It was just because this was the first time he was caught off guard. Another that growls at nap waking offenders.

Octavinelle

Azul: Internally screaming. His has a huge blush on his face and is so glad you can't see it. You will wake up in a gentle entanglement of tentacles to a singing octopus running his hands through your hair and rubbing you back. Does his best to keep you nice and warm. Disturbances get smacked. Hard.

Jade: On that outside he looks the same. On the inside he's got fireworks going off with kazoos in the background. It's not often he finds someone willing to sleep in his presence due to his unsettling nature and to have his master do so paves that way for him letting down his mask around them. Wraps his tail around you and plays with your hair. If any have the balls to approach get traumatized by his glare.

Floyd: Gets uncharacteristically calm. Like Jade he's got fireworks and kazoos but as much as he wants to squeeze you he waits until you wake up. Floyd is lucky you were willing to adopt him alongside his twin despite his chaotic nature and this lets him know you don't secretly regret it. Hugs you close and hums while playing with your hair. Also traumatizes disturbances with a glare.

Scarabia

Kalim: Like Floyd he becomes super calm and quiet. Growing up in a big household he knows very well how nice it is to have someone you can cuddle up with for a nap and not worry about them waking you. Loves when you hug his tail, he'll let out a happy giggle.

Jamil: Literal hearts in his eyes. You are not going anywhere anytime soon when you wake this is one of the few moments Jamil will demand to be spoiled right then and there. First you rescued him for that godawful home and now this? His loyalty is yours forever.

Pomefiore

Vil: There's a slight blush on his face as he moves your hair out of your eyes. You don't treat him like an untouchable beauty (in fact that’s quite the opposite you’re always petting him please be mindful of the hair and fur) and spoil him with actual genuine praise and love. His heart is about to explode. Already thinking about what he wants to do for you to say 'I love you'.

Rook: Also gets literal hearts in his eyes. He's so happy you graced him with such an honor and takes his job very seriously. One of the very few times he growls at others. He watches you sleep, nothing but absolute adoration and gentleness in them.

Epel: Ego boost of the century. He is gonna protect your nap with his life. He can't growl or hiss but he will bare his fangs at any who dare come close. You will wake up to a happy antler bunny demanding pets and kisses for a reward.

Ignihyde

Idia: Hair is a bright pink and mouth a big toothy smile. This is the moment he starts to feel genuine love towards you. Makes sure everything is perfect as can be while you nap. Might reach back to play with your hair. Gives a warning nicker to anyone that dares to interrupt your nap. The really ballsy ones get chased away by a small fireball.

Ortho: Has a huge grin on his face and look of triumph. Takes his duty very seriously, no warnings from him you just get chased by a fireball. Will spend the whole nap trying to reach a blanket juuust out of reach because what if you catch get sick from laying on his cold body? Reward him with pets and forehead kisses he’s such a good boy.

Diasomnia

Malleus: You are in the safest spot in the whole world the moment your eyes close. He notices immediately and spares no time getting you to maximum comfort. Uses magic to levitate you between his forearms, summons your favorite blanket and pillow, and makes the room the perfect temperature just for you. His gaze is filled with nothing but love and adoration as he watches you snooze, humming a tune as his fingers massage your back. Anyone who has the courage to try and wake you gets teleported outside and locked out until you awaken.

Lilia: Gives you a soft smile and look as you drift away. Gently picks you up and brings you to your bed so he can watch over you from above. If he can’t he’ll lay on his back and cover you with his wings instead. Sings a tune while you dream away. No one tries to wake you. One look from the old fae and they are immediately doing a 180 out the room no thank you sir.

Silver: Oh mah gwad he goes from sleepy prince charming to ultra serious guard in a snap. Your blanket is his tail and his side is your pillow. When his eyes are on you they are filled with hearts and gaze is the softest of them all. When there’s an intruder they become murderous and terrifying he got it from his pops.

Sebek: Puffs out his chest with pride and takes the job super ultra mega seriously. Anything in reach that will increase your comfort is used to its full potential. You will wake up to find yourself in a makeshift nest and a happy crocodile man greeting you asking if your nap was excellent. Like some of the others this is probably the moment he begins to feel genuine love for you and becomes more open around you. Please call him a good boy you will not regret it I promise.

Bonus

Che’nya: Purring immediately a kitty cat lullaby to block out any noise. His tail curls around you and he’s humming a tune to go with his purrs. Unless someone is able to find you without their eyes you won’t be awoken his unique magic especially comes in handy for nap time. If you are found he scares the unwanted guests with some little tricks he’s saved for occasions just like this.

Cheka: He puffs out his chest, ready to prove he’s more than capable to protect his master! He crosses his arms across his chest and straightens up ready to scare away all enemies of your glorious nap! But your body heat feels nice, and your scent always puts him at ease. Maybe closing his eyes for a minute will help wake him up…

I recently became interested in the “self-aware” tag, and in " twst" part. The topic itself is quite interesting, but I want to share my thoughts about this au.

I often comment on the game, and as the chapters progressed, I constantly commented on my game, like a journalist live. And of course, I have such phrases in relation to the characters. “He’s such a ray of sunshine!”, “I like him so much!”, “See, see? My husband took out the whole fight.”

And I can only imagine how the characters begin to worry, shy and hide their blush. Most of them are just attention- and love-hungry boys with mental problems. Therefore, any manifestation of attention is met with a violent blush and cries of embarrassment from individual characters (Riddle, Epel, Ruggie, Deuce, Malleus)

And one more thought of mine. In the "Genshin impact" part, there are often thoughts about specific phrases from players. For example, "This is my husband"...

A character gets a ring on his finger and has a seizure. But they're damn smug. They wear clothes that highlight the ring, and are constantly in sight. Or they will put the ring in the most secluded place in their room and admire it.

(Sorry my bad English)

Lord, am I really still writing something? Yes, I didn’t die.This is a continuation of the parts with our favorite jester, so I won't delay the show any longer~

(Yes, there will be jumps in the plot, especially for the drama. Don't hit me with stones)

After the cardboard doll fell apart on stage, a dissatisfied cry from the jester was heard. “Oh, I just started the show~! Well, let me tell you everything, dear and not so dear spectators~!”

With these words, Shadow Milk Cookie looked into the sky, where he felt like something was watching him... Or rather, someone. Lovely Baker... His dear viewer... The star of his new show~

Shadow Milk Cookie watched with a laugh as the cookies tried to run up to that stupid tree where he was imprisoned.

No, he is free... He will not return to the cage... He freed the others, and they will rule again... Together with the Baker~

The entire kingdom is in chaos, the fairies, who were turned into puppets of the jester, constantly tried to block the path.

Pure Vanilla Cookie looks to the sky with a pleading look.

"Baker, hear my prayers... Even if they are the last... Please help us, help us win... That..."

"Silly Vannilly, Don't even try to reach our dear viewer!They like the main show of our performance more than the humble creator in the form of you~!"

Shadow laughed out loud.In the end, the Elder Fairy Cookie was defeated and none of those disgusting cookies could stop him from putting on the most amazing show.Especially when he has an interesting viewer.

He once heard from the Witches that there is a God who watches over them all, gives his will and protects everything. When he was young he believed in them, believed in this gentle smile that looked at him from somewhere...He thought it was romantic, even...But the years go by, the sun and the moon replace each other and this Baker...Just showed up now?

After so many years of confinement, pain, humiliation, self-rejection, watching his friends slowly go crazy, become shells of who they were.Probably only Candy Apple and Black Sapphire kept him from completely plunging into his mind of madness and olino But that doesn't matter anymore...

After all, the stage is not yet completely set.He'll let that upstart White Lily seal him in a tree indefinitely.But for now...

Shadow felt a light touch on his head, as if something gentle and familiar covered him with sunbeams and sea sand that warms the soul.He hadn't felt this in so long.

Looking at the black space around him, he thought about this creature again and again.Who is it?Why did they start communicating with cookies only now?Why did they choose them?And why? They like him so much He feels how warmth envelops him more and more each day, lulling him in his arms in an attempt to console him, to get to know him...Understand him.

May be...They are not that bad If others find out who they are, maybe they will be able to see him with their own eyes.Their Baker.

MASTERLIST FOR AFK ARENA

Chaos begins

GUYS, GUYS, I JUST CLEANED THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE NEW EVENT, AND MY GOD, I HAD AN IDEA FOR THE PLOT OF 'self aware au'. God, I love this update too much. Let's start the show

It's all over... The tree bark is cracking more and more. Black tentacles and blue scary eyes peek out everywhere looking at the cookie.

No... Everything should have been wrong... The Baker was here... But the Baker was silent, like the dead, leaving the cookie at such a difficult hour.

Laughter was heard as the huge figure of Shadow Milk Cookie loomed over the heroes, laughing at them and their grief. He's free... He's finally free. He is not in the suffocating cage in which he slowly went mad all these years, but in freedom. It's so good to breathe~

"Ah, my dear, dear audience! The long-running show is about to begin! Everyone's favorite joker... Shadow Milk Cookie!"

The cookies look at the huge figure in fear, not knowing what to do. This dead atmosphere of fear is interrupted only by a thunderous voice and the laughter of a free captive. He looked at them without a single drop of pity, laughing at them...

And suddenly...

A ringing laugh echoed throughout the kingdom along with Shadow Milk Cookie's voice. The voice laughed gently, making fun of his antics. Their wonderful Baker laughed at them...

Shadow Milk Cookie looked up at the sky in shock, not knowing where the sound was coming from.

“Who is this?...” He turned to the other livers, who were looking at the sky in despair

Pure Vanilla Cookie defended the other cookies with her body and responded. "The baker... Our creator... They laughs..."

You, our dear Player, have been laughing since the appearance of the new character and their design. What can I say, his clown design is good.

“What an interesting turn of events!” The player laughed, pointing at the screen.

Shadow Milk Cookie looks up at the sky with her eyes wide open.

“If you like it so much, I’ll put on a special show for you~”