Wouldn't Count On That, Russia Already Had A Precedent So I Won't Be Surprised They Pull That Shit As

why is this such "mission difficulty: impossible" for many Aether/everytallmalecharacter artists to draw Aether not looking like a literal child bruh

Saint Vanilla Cookie from @cuppajj 's Beast Ancients AU

This man is genuinely terrifying when you know how sketchy (is pun intented? no idea) he is, when you are outside spectator. And I'm all in for it. This AU is just wonderful, neo-beasts nothing less than perfect.

a few versions i accidentally got and thought they look cool

Simpler version of beasts-ancients relationships

tbh i do find it very endearing that dan heng's first instinct when faced with a monumental problem is to go. jing yuan. jing yuan can fix this for me.

If shadowflour has four fans we're ones of them

If shadowflour has only two fans we're them

If shadowflour has only one fan one of us is no more

If shadowflour has no fans we're both no more

Brainrot woo

Also hi to the other 4 people that ship this

YEEEEES

I wasn't going for some drama with thus pairing BUT I just couldn't help myself but from time to time imagine Shadow Milk around cocoon wondering just when will she come back

Pleeease we shar the same picture of the in our minds🤲😭⚰️🪦

I just realised I like pre-Tree shadowflour being little bit kinda doomed but consciously

Like, Shadow Milk knows Mystic Flour wants to lock herself up all alone, she's the Apathy he can't do anything to sway her to stay out there with him

And Mystic Flour knows that Shadow Milk has his ambitions, plans and etc., she perfectly knows he won't follow her to her cocoon even though he says he will be with her no matter what(like Deceit he is)

They know and they're kinda fine with it even if not very happy about it

Ok so I just realised "hey, Beasts were grounded for ages, if there was tech like phones they would have no initial idea how to get it work", that's the short story, some babbling under the cut

Also, not part of eldad faerie au, just some kinda-modern shenanigans (would you like more of these???)

And then I wanted to sketch it and I decided like "hey, I already have kinda-modern outfit for Shadow Milk since shadowflour sketches, why not sketch him in it" and then I decided I would make Pure Vanilla's outfit match, for what I mainly took his Pastel Blue costume (because nobody's making me believe bro does not wear jeans in that. he wears fucking jeans in Pastel Blue, end of sentence) so here it is

So I guessed it's kinda like modern half-au considering clothing and phones. Meh, no reason to think hard about it, I just like to make little silly unrealistic things. My heart does not long to create epic aus with all these knowledges happinesses corrupted freedoms(no neg, I don't mean they're bad. everyone out there with epic serious aus – keep going, you're so cool), my heart longs for silly beasts messing around in a silly world with their silly non-beast friends

Also Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla are besties for me, I'm not taking it any other way

Silly blue friends silly besties

Almond looking at Phantom Bleu's tax form: you know that you could report it on "other income", right?

Roguefort: yeah, but it would be as obvious as telling straight

(Me and my friend brought up the topic of tax evasion in cookie run and Roguefort wasn't sued for 10M more years for tax evasion and we discovered people still have to pay taxes for income from thefts (and those could be put at "Other income") so

Yeah just Roguefort honestly reporting his income from thefts because everybody knows)

I love a character raised to be a weapon as much as the next guy. But what really gets me is a character raised to be a shield. Who can’t fathom being needed—or even being wanted— beyond keeping others safe. Who believe they are alive only to insure someone doesn’t die. no matter the cost. Characters who self-sacrifice not because they think they deserve it, but because no one else does deserve it, and it’s their job to protect.

Characters who’ve been told that’s why your important. Your worth something because this other person/ thing is important, and you are here solely to keep them safe.

Bonus points if it’s not a legitimate job they’ve been given. Maybe at one point it was, but now that they are free from it, they haven’t given up that mentality. No one is forcing or asking them to do this, but they need to. They need to in order to be deserving.

Okay, so Eldad Faerie is that meme that goes "how many children do you have? – you mean biologically, legally or emotionally? There's difference"

Because biologically it's none, but it immediately jumps up to five at legally, I'm only half joking about Beasts being in his custody.

And then when it comes to emotionally you add purelily, getting seven.