My Take On Human Bill

He's such a silly little guy😭🤲🤲

Why would you want to hurt a silly little guy🤲🤲🤲

Cake for shadow milk. He might be hungry

Here goes Eldad Faerie kinda-crack AU

It's basically Elder Faerie being some kind of dad to this bunch of mentally unhealthy cookies

That sketch about "traumatic experience" started this idea so it half-belongs to this au

main info is written on sketch, I guess, I odn't know what to say yet

it does not yet have a timeline or reasoning or something, however I mostly think of it being like Elder Faerie is alive and well enough and Beasts are still mentally unhealthy but they kinda try to be better (kinda post-basically any plot that would unfold with Beasts) and they're under EF's unofficial custody

also it is not set in stone yet, however it is possible he was already appointed by Witches to being their dad before they got their "oof lmao"s, but I'm still thinking about it

"Dear santa claus give us a vacation for christmas

— old man and old man"

Has anybody done these yet?

Loving the Sealed Mentors AU so far! How did the Little Ancients first meet in this AU?

Sealed Mentors AU: First Meeting

I've just had a big and beautiful post die on me (I'm never writing them straight in tumblr again) so it will be shorter than it would be (maybe one day I will write it once again)

MF mentions DC is pretty lonely in terms of friends, BS tells the same is true for GC, BM says that while PV and WL have each other they still have no other friends. ES suggests they introduce kids and so they do.

WL doesn't let go of PV's hand, PV and HB are being the heart of the meeting and DC and GC need some time to open up but eventually they all are happy to hang out.

That's gonna be all for now. I would've told about each opinion of them about each other (except purelilies since they already knew each other) after this first meeting but that's for when I don't mourn the lost text about it

AU masterpost

remember "literally married" about eldad faerie au purelily? yeah, they are literally married, i meant it

shadow milk just wants to throw flowers at his sis and bestie's wedding but everybody knows no one's gonna let him (especially if he jumps on someone from unknowm height)

Just finished watching ghosts and oh god my cap/havers oh god

Them looking longingly at each other, them gently whispering, them calling each other by names

I'm so not normal my heart wants to make some flips im not sure how to breathe and i cant stop thinking about them

I've only had cap/havers for a day and a half but if anybody tries to take them from me good luck im taking my tragic wartime gays with me to the afterlife like they're havers' swagger stick in cap's hands

I just can't it's insane

I was expecting only silly comedy from ghosts and yet i also got some very inspiring takes and one of my most favourite pairs if not the one

I don't remember any fictional romance ever making me shiver and feel so strange at heart and be unable to think of anything in the world

I don't even want to finish this post i want to keep talking of my love for these men and their feelings but i just can't put anything else into words

I love them so so much

i just wanted to sketch something kinda like modern/simplified/something-like-this outfits for them and ended up with coffee idea nobody stops my love for them nobody i say and i mean (also my thoughts of milk being kinda like both (like, probably related to shadow milk as some kand of descendant but reminding of mystic flour so much) of them preceded my first thought of shadowflour)

Not an ios user but i read tumblr's post about buttons and fixes and.. god i wish vk devs could be like this. Everytime they get negative feedback about another new design they answer just like "we understand that new design is not easy to get used to but everything's going to better"

It stays a few years already and vk's design now is just a shit. And it keeps getting worse. NOBODY likes this design yet vk devs don't even give a shit about it and our opinion.

I just like Tumblr so much. I like how its developers really care. I like how its users keep this good atmosphere here. It's not like vk that keeps getting worse and devs just don't care. It's not like twitter where many people assume they have right to wish other people to die just because they're problematic or something.

I like this place. I like you, all of you who enjoy this place as well.

Wright: so what's about the punishment?

Edgeworth: what punishment?

Wright: well the one you promised me for getting into Gunt's office

Edgeworth: oh that punishment. Well i promised you will punished to the maximum extent of the law...

Wright: (im already scared of whatever he could think of)

Edgeworth: so no more morning coffee Wright

Wright: WHAT?!

Edgeworth: i didnt finish yet. Attending courses or learning it by yourself - whatever you prefer, part of your punishment is that you have to learn how to brew perfect tea.

Wright: EDGEWORTH ITS TOO MUCH! I DONT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO WASTE IT ON SOME REFINED TEAS!

Edgeworth: you'll find time.