Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas
Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt
Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this
Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns
Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max
Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have
Sëlynn aka 쉬시턴 aka Sëlynn Lee aka Selynn Draws (South Korean, b. South Korea, based Frankfurt am Main, Germany) - Sudam Sudam, Paintings
the hadron collider is like an angel to me
okay so not that anyone asked, but i spruced up my lup comic because i can and its important to me.
the worst mcelroy? definitely gremnor the vile
This is my favourite interview strategy
can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry
This rabbit is named 𝗛𝗣 𝗟𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗷𝗲𝘁 𝗣𝗿𝗼 𝗠𝗙𝗣 𝗠𝟰𝟮𝟴𝗳𝗱𝘄, due to suffering from chronic destroys-paper-for-fun disease
anyway. onto better things
Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley's scandalous elopement with the baker's daughter!
[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE'S WHY