So Can We Start Hunting Down White Liberals Now Or What

I'm not a man eating plant..... but listening to the little shop of horrors motion picture soundtrack still does not turn me into a man eating plant, however I'm always open to new things

I'm graysexual..... but listening to the rocky horror picture show soundtrack turns me into a delightful slut.

Gahhhfieeld, grab the fiyeh hose

Garfield 196

There are many benefits to being a botanist 🍻✨🐄🤧🥄🐴🫁🥬

Haha stibky

Cowabunga

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

Mmmmmm so deep

Stephen Chbosky; The Perks of Being a Wallflower

quantum leap without context