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Did Harry ever tell Ginny that the reason she broke up with her long term boyfriend was because Harry literally walked by them after taking liquid luck?
so march lasted 20 years but april is going to be 3 days
Somebody said muggle youtuber AU and I just had to
Sirius: hey Harry, what are you eating?
Harry: a family sized bag of crisps
Remus: Harry, that’s a regular bag of crisps
Harry: everything is family sized when you’re an orphan
sirius: oh fiddlesticks!!
remus: look, i get this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language
March 15th
Does anyone know what day it is today?
Sometimes I just agree with people just so they can stop talking.
A bitch.
I was worried I wouldn’t get a single bingo, then Ravenclaw was like BOOM 100%. @wolfstsrshipper
I feel so attacked right now
all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
The original Gryffindor quidditch team was everything tbh.
Tall, dark, handsome villain: Join me and I promise to love you and rule beside you forever and a glorious day
YA female protagonist: Never! This *points to some Chad* seventeen-year-old boy who lives next door to me is my soulmate
Me:
Just shut up and watch
If anyone ever wants a good smile during this trying time...
https://pin.it/4eNKWw0
#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers
It’s been a long week
So accurate.
ENFP : I just saw a guy in the library cry for five minutes or so and then his phone alarm went off and he just...stopped crying ? And went right on back to work.
INFJ : Yeah that was just ESFJ
ESFJ : [walking past them] it's called time management.
Esfj’s: what a nice way of saying we are super stubborn 😝
Unmentioned MBTI Traits
ISFJs are incredibly resilient: never back them into a corner, the aggressor won’t come back as the same person. Able to withstand some serious damage. ISFJs are not beings made of sunshine and tissue paper.
ESFJs possess an unwavering vision: once an ESFJ is set on a particular path, they are not coming back until their purpose is fulfilled. Even if the earth itself needed to be moved out of the way, they will accomplish their goal.
INTPs are cautious empaths: once an INTP finally settles down with a person they trust you can see the raw concern for you and those around them.
ENTPs are ravaging flames: unpredictable yet capable of a nurturing warmth, possess flickering moments of interest always on the verge of being extinguished.
ISTJs truly understand themselves and others: they do not need to tout their accomplishments for the world to see, they know their worth, even if no one else can readily recognize it.
ESTJs seek peace: often their blunt and meticulous lifestyle stems from a desire for inner and outer harmony.
INFPs are not to be underestimated: regardless of how dreamlike an INFP may seem like, they are fueled by a unquenchable sense of purpose. Standing between an INFP and their objective is dangerous, even if you are trying to save them from themselves.
ENFPs are fickle yet genuine people: ENFPs can whisk you away in an instant and provide a life changing experience. They can just as easily drop you flat leaving you to pick up the mess in their wake.
ISFPs see the beauty and terror the future hold: able to paint a comprehensive picture of what lies ahead is not easy. The unique way an ISFP issues a beautifully cryptic forewarning should be taken with hesitance, but odds are life is as just off-kilter and fascinating the ISFP portrays.
ESFPs are always searching for significance: significance can be a meaningful connection, a sense of purpose, or putting the silent pieces of the world together in a multitude of ways so that this life makes sense.
INTJs lack a certain degree of object permanence: always misplacing things is a humorous trait for such a self-sufficient kind of person. If not monitored, this can translate onto relationships in their life as well.
ENTJs mean well: wrapped up in their own minds, they may not always say the appropriate phrase, but that does not invalidate their sentiments.
ISTPs are softer than anyone would like to admit: ISTPs don’t take every word said to heart, but a few nasty words from a person the ISTP valued can shatter their sense of self in an instant.
ESTPs probably understand you more than they let on: not always able to put their ideas into words, ESTPs have a firm grasp of what kind of people are allowed in their life.
INFJs are unbelievably stubborn: getting an INFJ to shift their worldview or opinions of another is nigh impossible. No matter how necessary for their own well-being it may be to adapt.
ENFJs are both simple and complex: capable of plunging the depths of another person as quickly as they keep every word shallow and meaningless, understanding an ENFJ is no simple feat.
Distinguished mom 😂. Yes.
tag urself i’m functional cryptid
Clingy queen has never been more accurate 😂
tag urself i’m oblivious bastard
This is bloody adorable
ok so you know that soulmate au that u reblogged a few days ago where ur soulmate’s name is written somewhere on your body? but it happens on the canon pjoverse and like chiron is percy’s teacher and he realizes percy is talking to annabeth etc etc you know which one I mean right? well if you wrote that one I would die pretty please w sugar on top :)
So here’s the thing. Bia sent this to me A YEAR AGO (this is how we became pals!! she messages me abt it too!!) and I started it and never finished. BUT feeling chaotic so here is what I have.
Also I don’t remember the initial post this is based off of so if it was your post lmk!
also on ao3
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When he was seven, there was a crippling carving into his wrist like someone was outlining his veins with a steak knife.
Well, that was a little dramatic, it was really just a sharp, neat tingling. Heart pounding, he pulled up his sweatshirt sleeve to see the word “hammer” written in black with a check mark next to it.
“Mom?” Percy screamed, eyes widening.
The tinging continued, “hammer” soon followed by “snack” and then “hairbrush.” The word “snack” was checked, but after a beat the word “hairbrush” was crossed out.
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Cheers to the people who, if they went to hogwarts, would drop divination the SECOND they could because climbing those bloody stairs was SO EXHAUSTING!
A collection of stuff that make me crack up laughing because the whole world is miserable and people need to laugh: (feel free to add some of your own)
A collection of stuff that make me crack up laughing because the whole world is miserable and people need to laugh: (feel free to add some of your own)
