A Collection Of Stuff That Make Me Crack Up Laughing Because The Whole World Is Miserable And People

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

The people who love you Really Do love you. Your friends don’t secretly hate you. You matter to people. You are loved. Learn to believe it even if you think it isn’t true.

Jazzmeyinne

New tag game! Spell your name as atrociously as possible!

Khaghei (Kai)

@ohnoimfangirlingagain @that-bi-bliophile @pluto-is-real @gay-cannibal-noises @cleverclove @nikolai-lantsovs-bitch @narutohentailover69420  @deckeridoo @caffeine-and-tears @consultingravenclaw221b @riookazakisblog @kinda-ok-ish @ash-and-their-imagination @anyone who wants to! 

I was worried I wouldn’t get a single bingo, then Ravenclaw was like BOOM 100%. @wolfstsrshipper

I’m Jas 🇦🇺

My fav colours deep blue

Fav ship either wolfstar or percabeth or hinny

Mint choc chip

Yes- her name is meeko

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

Who are you Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank

TO TRULY ENJOY ADULTHOOD:

1. Actively seek out new interests regularly. Refrain from allowing your life to become stagnant, especially in your free time. Prioritize your joy.

2. Search for likeminded people. Debunk the myth that people don’t “make friends” as adults. They can, and do. It makes the journey more blissful.

3. Travel as frequently as you can, even if it’s just a neighboring town/city/state. Do it as a means of constantly reminding yourself the world is bigger than your line of sight. Remind yourself often.

4. Change. In as many areas as you can. Not because what you have is deficient or inadequate, but because life works best when you’re not too strictly attached. Set health/financial/social goals, and work to achieve them. Thrive in your daily life.

5. Prioritize friendships as much as romantic relationships, never allow yourself to feel as though you will crumble in the absence of a lover.

6. Give yourself as many options as you can. Always keep it at the back of your mind that you hold the ability to choose, and you will never settle.

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

ChaysLove.tumbr.com

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.