The Stupid Troll Who Keeps Making EVERY Traffic Light Red As I’m Trying To Drive Home:

Headcannon: James Potter was an excellent dancer. He was a pureblood who would have learnt all the traditional wizarding dancers etc.

…Therefore, Harry’s terrible dancing genes came from his mother.

regulus: wake up, we’re gonna be late to class

remus: merlin regulus shut up it’s 8 in the fucking morning

remus: wait

remus: what are you doing in our dorm

regulus: i uhm… i’m not here, you’re dreaming, it’s all an illusion

james: why would remus be dreaming about a shirtless regulus black laying next to me in bed trying to wake me up?

regulus: i don’t know what kind of weird things lupin dreams about

remus: excuse me, what the fuck is going on

james: you tell me… why are you dreaming about my boyfriend being shirtless

Anyone else write something down that you NEED TO DO but can never be bothered.

So it just sits there haunting you until you get sick of it nagging you and you do it.

Like...

Cleaning makeup brushes

Changing your sheets

Washing your bra

... Or is that just me?

don't talk to me i'm thinking about dog statues turned golden by all the hands that pet them

Annabeth: I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.

Waiter: Of course

Percy: It didn’t say it had nuts.

Annabeth: I’m allergic, so I tell them to be safe.

Percy: That makes sense.

Waiter: And for you?

Percy: I’ll have the steak, no bees please.

Distinguished mom 😂. Yes.

tag urself i’m functional cryptid

Thanks for the kofi Mika!

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