List of Interacial Couples : 10/?
Ezekiel Jones and Jake Stone (statut : non-canon)
“I can’t do this on my own. You got me.”
Priest: Repeat after me.
Ezekiel: After me.
Priest, looking at Jacob: Are you sure you want to marry this one?
Sometimes things just happen perfectly.
Cassandra: I like your top, Ezekiel.
Jacob: I have a name.
Cassandra: [spits out drink]
Remember in “And the Fangs of Death” when Charlene nearly flips when Eve tells her that Cassandra’s doing the accounting?
Well, now I wonder if Jacob took over for her, since he was in charge of the company’s finances when he still worked for his father. I can absolutely see him sitting in Charlene’s old office with those enormous ledgers, wearing his glasses because holy hell, she’s got some funky handwriting, making notes on a legal pad next to him as Cassandra pouts and mutters about how she had it under control, honestly. (She didn’t. Not at all.) Charlene appears in the mirror every now and again to answer questions for him, and every time they go on a mission, Jacob collects all their receipts. And when Flynn makes one of his sporadic visits, Jacob drags him to the office by his ascot, telling him he better hand over those damn receipts because he’s getting a damn headache trying to figure out all of Flynn’s expenditures without them. And when Flynn leaves again, Jacob angrily shouts after him, “Keep your fucking receipts, Carsen!”
Charlene’s almost in tears when she sees Flynn sulk in and hand over a little Ziploc baggie full of receipts to Jacob, she’s so proud of him, what a good boy.
based on that one victorious scene
Wow, I actually forgot I was writing this AU. So uh, here you go. Here’s the next part.
Jacob stared down at the clippings book, completely mystified. “So, this book tells you everything-”
“No, you wanker, it tells me about wrong goings in the world,” Ezekiel cut off Jacob. “Or, one wrong going powerful enough that it needs me, the librarian.”
“And me?” Jacob asked, following Ezekiel as he moved through the annex.
“And you. Guardians follow the Librarians and keep them out of trouble,” Ezekiel told him, grabbing a hoodie and putting it on over his button up shirt and throwing the previously worn lab coat aside.
Jacob nodded. Right, keep him out of trouble. How much trouble can a twenty-five year old get into?
It turns out that he can get into a lot of trouble. Ezekiel is a sneaky bastard and likes to disappear at a moments notice.
“Jones, you better show yourself right now! This is not a game,” Jacob shouted, spinning a bit to look for the librarian in the trees.
He spun around, hands flying up to guard his face hearing a twig snap behind him. His eyes narrowed. He was ready to fight. He was relieved seeing it was Ezekiel.
“Don’t do that, Jones,” Jacob growled. “Don’t do that to me. I’m pretty sure Charlene would’ve killed me if I had lost you or you had gotten killed, so please, Ezekiel, don’t do that again.”
Ezekiel looked upset for a moment, but shook it off. “I found where the artifact is, Stone.”
“Good. Let’s go. Don’t disappear on me this time, yeah?” Jacob suggested.
Ezekiel nodded and broke off in a spring in the direction he must’ve come in. Jacob hurried after him, grumbling to himself.
Jacob grumbled to himself as he sat on a stool in the annex, nose bloody, shoulder dislocated and ankle sprained; all because Ezekiel decided to disappear again
Ezekiel handed him some bandages and an ice pack. He looked upset and very apologetic. He pressed a tissue he’d been hiding somewhere into his nose.
“I-”
“No,” Jacob growled. “It’s my turn to speak.”
Jacob paused for a moment to see if Ezekiel was listening. He was.
“I told you no more disappearing acts. If this is going to work, you’re going to need to listen to me too, ‘Zeke. Okay? You can’t just disappear on me like that.”
Ezekiel failed to make eye contact with Jacob, busying himself with putting the ice pack on Jacob’s ankle. It was swelling a bit, but he’d be able to walk on it no problem.
“Look at me man. It’s not you-”
Jacob was cut off by lips pressing against his own. His eyes were wide before they shut for a moment.
“I was scared,” Ezekiel said. “I was falling and I wasn’t sure if anyone was going to be there to catch me.”
Jacob smiled, a slight shade of pink on his cheeks. “I’ll always be here to catch you.”
Jacob kissed him again, this time a little passionately.
Ezekiel: Jesus, it’s cold.
Jacob: Here, take my hoodie, I’m not even that cold.
Ezekiel: Thanks, mate, I’ll give it back tomorrow.
*Later, at home*
Ezekiel, curled up in the hoodie and inhaling Jacob’s scent: Yeah, I’m not giving this back.
every so often im struck by the memory of one of my college professors getting very angry with our class (art history of pompeii 250) because when she excitedly detailed the ingenious roman invention of heated floors in bathhouses via hearths in small crawlspaces, we asked who was tending the fires. she said "oh, slaves i suppose. but that isnt the point". and we said that it actually very much was the point. she had just told us that in roman society there were dozens of people, maybe hundreds, who spent every day of their enslaved lives crawling in cramped, hot, smoky tunnels to light fires to warm pools of water (which they were not allowed to swim in). how could that not be the point?
she wanted us to focus on the art, on the innovation of heated plumbing, on the tiles and decorations of the bathhouses, and all we wanted to do was learn more about the people under the floors. and she didn't know anything more about that. in fact, she said she thought we were focusing too much on superfluous details.
it feels almost hokey to put too fine a point on the idea im getting at here but i will anyway: There are a lot of people who are still under the floors. all these beautiful, convenient, brilliant innovations of modern society (think fast fashion, chatgpt, uber, doordash) are still powered by people working in inhumane, untenable conditions.
the people who run these systems want you to focus on the good - who doesnt love warm water? - but if anything is going to improve or change in our lifetimes, you need to examine these things with an attentive, critical, and empathetic eye. and for fucks sake stop ordering from amazon
There are little things everyone does. These are the things you pick up on your significant other.
Jacob notices a lot about Ezekiel. His small habits. His big ones. His kinda small ones. Jacob loves these things about Ezekiel. He finds them cute.
His favorite is all the places Ezekiel has to hide throughout the Library. Slowly, Jacob had been introduced to each of them. Jacob felt honored. Ezekiel was slowly opening up to him and being in a relationship.
Jacob knew there was one place that Ezekiel wasn’t showing him, and he respected that. His boyfriend was private. When he wanted to show him, he’d be there to support him.
Another thing that Jacob loved about Ezekiel was the way he carried himself. He carried himself with so much confidence and respect. He really admired that.
Jacob himself could never carry himself like that; he’s never been able to. He’s carried himself highly, but not with confidence or respect.
Ezekiel loved many things about Jacob. Ezekiel loved everything about Jacob, actually.
He loved his singing. He loved his hair. His weird American accent. There was nothing that he hated about Jacob.
Well, maybe there was one little thing he hated. He hated the way he could spew out poetry and talk about it like it was his job. Yeah, sure it was his job. His job was to be smart, but Ezekiel hated that he would do it in the middle of thier dates.
But secretly he liked it.
Little things make the world go round. Just a little at a time. Because they’re little.