Latest Posts by jaysee049 - Page 8

a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of chew on whenever

Annular Eclipse 2023 - Midland, Texas

Credit: Jerry Hatfield

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

life is so hard i’m so glad it still manages to have the capacity to be really fucking funny

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

everybody shut up about clubs i dont care

Mommy needs you to smoke the whole cigarette so you grow up big and strong, ok sweetie?

i have got to get weirder and more obscene

i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all

If you dont have anything strange to say, dont say anything at all

Nice argument. However, I've already pulled up my shirt and placed your hands on my tits.

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

I love the concept of exile. like dude just get out

we all got that one homie who don’t play about having ambiguous mental health episodes on dash

“I hate you” is boring. “I hope your favorite non human character gets drawn as white twink." is unique. it’s terrifying. it’s possible. it's true. it's happening.

what’s that noise.

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

never elaborating cuz i don't understand the shit i say either

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric

cant wait to start feeling normal again I think to myself knowing that i have not once felt normal not at all my whole life not ever

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

I don't know how to talk to people properly like i need more dialogue options

Jesus Christ on the cross was the world's first pin-up boy

*hands you a pipe bomb*

dude not in public

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest

don’t let anyone else ruin your day. it‘s YOUR day. ruin it yourself.

no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it