Latest Posts by jaysee049 - Page 3

Thrilled to announce nothing

give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

need it in my mouth and by "it" i mean a gun & a whisky bottle

i love tumblr because you see someone losing their mind and you’re just like “omg me tooooo!” *reblog*

im like if a half-smoked cigarette was a person

I should be allowed to kill people

how to fall asleep

how to disappear for a month with no repercussions

The Machinist, (2004)

*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak

It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

i love how, from an outsider's perspective, the markiplier lore is like "oh man! look at this adventure with silly gaming youtuber" and in reality the lore is like do you remember who you are? are you sure? i can't tell how many times we've been here before, you and i, trapped in this void. what has he done to you?

Shadow of Pluto

i think it’s so funny that alcohol is poison. yayyy little fruity poison with an umbrella and ice

they (the doctors) cant keep getting away with this (my blood)

Saturn and Moon © cosmic_background

everyone be cool about my horrible vibe please

i'm actually so so sweet if you ignore the part of me that is a cunt

Happy 5th Birthday to

"Cooking with Sex Toys"

"we are two peas in a pod" no yall two rees in a tard

oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

I know this takes away from the mysterious cryptic vibes but I always imagine Unus and Annus being uncomfortably shoved in the coffin together, very much alive and awake, waiting in awkward silence for something to happen.

Happy 4th Death Day to

Unus Annus

is anyone else scared or is it just me and every deer

a gas leak wouldn't even affect me

Who up momentoing they mori