Jack Of No Trades. Master Of Fuck All

Are you guys okay with me being completely insane

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

“I hate you” is boring. “I hope your favorite non human character gets drawn as white twink." is unique. it’s terrifying. it’s possible. it's true. it's happening.

I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

i think its important to shut the fuck up sometimes

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing