Jayindominus - Misery Loves Me

“I Grow Into Androgyny”

How this sigil works is explained in this post here

smoking the shit that made the monster high

Time Is Valuable, If You're Allowed To Spend It The Way You Want To.

Witch tip:

Name your witchy tools and give them pronouns. It creates a deeper bond with you and that tool.

I was always told once you name something you give it life.

Magickal Bong Rips

I decided to make my toking into more of a ritual. I find if I’m bored or depressed when I smoke, the pot just amplifies it - and same for positive emotions like creativity & relaxation. To get more into the habit of smoking mindfully and with purpose, I’ve created a little magickal bong ritual.  Need:  Bong Ground, dried cannabis  Intent  Crystal that matches intent  1L purified water bottle 500mL Jar  Candle (optional) Incense (optional) Clean your space. Actually clean it. Get your shit done and your room clean so you can receive clear energy and not have to worry about cleaning later! Cleanse your space & body with your preferred method (I use palo santo).  Sit down and think about the reason you want to smoke. Do you need physical healing? Do you want to connect with an element or deity? Unleash your creativity? Create intent out of reason. If it’s “I’m bored” or “I’m anxious”, I usually think twice.   Set up your altar and space, and ready anything you’ll need after smoking.  Are you doing a ritual? Art? Tarot? Magickal study? Set it up.  (I find it makes me anxious when I’m high and can’t find my tools.) Find a crystal that matches your intent. My intent was to enhance self-love and self-care, so I chose Rose Quartz. Make sure it is a crystal that won’t degrade in water, like Selenite. (Edit: Also do your research!! Some crystals aren’t meant to be ingested - like Malachite! Look up “indirect method” for gem elixir brewing for more info!)  Run the crystal under cold water to clean any dirt and negative energies. Ground yourself and sit with your crystal. Cleanse it with your preferred method. Hold it in your hands and feel it’s vibration or energy beats, if you can. Visualize a pulsing, white light coming from the crystal centre, growing and slowly enveloping your entire body. Focus on receiving pure crystal energy. Focus again on the crystal and now imagine your intent piercing and filling the crystal. Sit with it until ready, and put it in the empty jar. Cover with spring water. Hold the jar of spring water and crystal and once more, focus your intention. Drink the remaining water to stay hydrated!   Leave it on the windowsill in the sunlight for 20 minutes up to as long as a whole day. I usually let it sit a couple hours and do other work in the meantime.  I like to burn an incense that matches my intent, like Frankincense - purity, healing, spiritual connection. This is your interaction with Air.  I also like to burn a candle for a Fire connection. I imagine my intent dancing in its flame and motivating me.  Clean your piece! Name your piece. Connect with it. Feel it. Get to know it. Charge your pieces by running them under cold water and focusing on positive intent & good, healing energies. Use coarse salt and vinegar to clean any gunk, second shake with just salt and water, concentrating on purification. And finally,  run clear, cool water through it a while, appreciating the Water element and its healing powers.  Let your glass friend dry, and grab your weed. Look at the nug. This is your Earth connection. What does it smell like? Look like? What does the name remind you of? What do you hope to get from it? Get to know what you are putting in your body, and how it will benefit you.  Set the nug on, next to, or in a small container with a clear quartz crystal. Leave it near the charging water on the window sill to cleanse any impurities or negatives, until you’re ready to smoke. 

When you feel they are charged, grab the water and pot and return to your magickal space. Sit and ground yourself, connecting with the earth. Focus on your intent. Mindfully assemble your bong. Before toking, pause. Breathe.  Bring the flame to the bowl and focus on the Fire energy igniting the Earth’s cannabis, connecting with Water and manifesting your intent with Air. Make every part of it a mindful experience - the flick of the lighter, the sizzle of the embered pot, the bubbling of the crystal-infused water, and the feeling of the magickal smoke filling your lungs with your intent, and sending it out into the world. After your exhale, pause, and focus on this feeling.  Remember to breathe, be still, and notice.  You are now magickally high. 

“I Recover From Fatigue”

Draw this on a bottle/cup/mug of whatever it is you’re drinking be it coffee, tea, or water

Strawberry super moon bonfire ritual

Things you can do with a Clear Quartz

Combine with sage and lemon for the ultimate cleansing combination

charge it sunlight to absorb the sun energy

charge it in moonlight to absorb lunar energy

charge it in the wind to capture the wind/air

charge it in rain for extra cleansing and calming properties and to absorb the energy of the storm

charge it in the ocean or salt water for extra calming and energy properties and to capture sea energy

Charge it in the ground to absorb earth energy and for grounding

charge it with flowers and leaves to attract fae

Charge it in ice or snow for glamour and illusion

Keep one near when you study to help you remember what you read

Use it as a scrying mirror/crystal

Add one to your bath to cleanse, heal, and amplify energy

Keep one in a jar of salt (it will boost the cleansing properties)

Add one to your spell jars to keep their energy flowing and enhance their magic

Whisper incantation to them to charge them with your intent

Sleep with one under your pillow to enhance dreams and keep away nightmares