Jayfeather1789 - C H A O S

I think the craziest thing that happened in hannibal nbc has to be hannibal's schedule because my man was out there murdering people, eating them all while going unnoticed, working full time as a psychiatrist, playing several instruments + composing music, working with the FBI to lead them away from him, flirt with the guy trying to catch him, have random hookups, cook michelin star worthy meals, host dinner parties, go to the opera, frame the guy he fell in love with for his own crimes, go to therapy (more like yap about his crush to bedelia), spend several hours a week at the swimming pool, spend hours on tattlecrime reading about himself and that's not even all of it je lui tire mon chapeau like we say in french oh yes right he also speaks multiple languages!

Me right now:

reblog if ur tumblr is a lesbian lounge. a bi break room, if you will. perhaps a pan pitstop. an ace space. a gay gathering. a homo hangout. a sapphic sleepover. im running out of puns to make but reblog if ur tumblr is a queer safe space. <333 my dms are always open for u guys, and i always love new mutuals <333

Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

yess exactly--

so many of my literary favorites (including rand) are morally dubious, it just makes them more interesting

have you guys ever felt guilty for liking a character??

i KNOW i shouldn't like scythe rand but i feel like there's so much to her

i don't defend her actions at all but sometimes i sit and think about how she was before she was loyal to goddard

me when i finish reading lord of the flies:

Elizabethstar has lost her last life. Charlesclaw will head to the Moonpool to receive his new name and nine lives at dawn.

ok, I’m just gonna fix this hold on— *overcomplicates the narrative* *overcomplicates the narrative* *overcomplicates the