Rand, furious: I’m going to take you out
Tyger: Great, it’s a date!
Rand: I meant that as a threat.
Tyger: See you at five!
Citra: Please, I'm begging you, go to a doctor.
Rowan: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Rowan: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Citra: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Rowan:
Rowan: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Citra: On the count of three, what's your favorite birthday cake? One, two, three-
Jeri and Greyson, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Citra: Our turn, Rowan! One, two, three- vanilla!
Rowan, with serious face: I've never had a birthday cake, what is a birthday cake?
Come watch Dead Boy Detectives!
We have:
Bitchy boy from Hell
Friendly guy who solves 90% of problems with a cricket bat
Girl with a demon in her head who can see your memories (but not her own)
Anxious shut-in girl who is actually really friendly and colourful
Lesbian whose Big Knife makes up for her awkward attitude
A murderous 300ish year old witch who would unironically call herself a girlboss
Bird
Really tiny, really bitchy iconic duo that feeds on attention
Not a Catboy, but a CatmanTM
Cute librarian :)
A man with a catchphrase who is also a walrus. He will sell you approximately something slightly to the left of what you asked for
A demon with nothing better to do than bother his ex
Victorian girl with a glowing squid for a pet
Immortal CPS worker with too much paperwork
Death played by Kirby Howell-Baptiste
One (1) man with no trauma
The best take on Lilith I've ever seen. That's not a joke it's just my honest opinion
Ghost postman. He delivers the ghost post
By the way, Rowan Damisch loves to sing. He does it all the time. Citra thinks it's great and loves listening to him. And no I'm not just basing this on that one scene in the toll when Rowan tries to get the guards to sing with him.
reblog this with ur scythe robe colour and nameee
can't wait to see bc I can't decide on mine haha
Simon: Are you a morning person or a night person?
Maurice, who spent 3 days straight making proof videos about Jalph: Buddy I’m barely even a person
USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
For someone who seems to love the color green, she really is a walking red flag
okay but.. will you wait 117 in solitude to be with me again.. will sand filled with shrapnel be beautiful because you're standing in it with me.. will you die seven times just to spend seven years with me.. will you tell your god you don't forgive it for what it did to me.. will you freeze to death in my arms on the ocean floor... ?