Ex 14 yo tumblr user new refugee from Instagram ✦ 22, Game Design Graduate, any pronouns ✦
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Latest Posts by jaybirdbluebottle - Page 6
cuno will not be in the mobile version of the game because every line that comes out of his mouth would kill the average tiktok user. he has been replaced by a nice girl child, looking for her pet cat in the alps-
Cuno and Cunoesse doodle bc Locust City is all I'm thinking about rn
If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?
If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.
A little ace attorney animatic audio from saiki k
i might make a more polished version of this but this idea has been in my head for a while since seeing miles drive a red sports car to work and phoenix riding his bike
When I was 17, in the height of my teenage tumblr angst, post dashcon, I wrote the following in my journal:
“(In this case, the guillotine is the rumors of piss.) This feels like Viva la Vida by Coldplay.”
Anyway, I feel like this is the funniest thing I’ve ever said and I’ve decided this is what I’m going to cosplay to dashcon 2
Halfbody Illustration Commissions open! 6 slots available, $100 each. They will be drawn live on stream this Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, 2 drawings per day. Each day starting around 1 p.m, GMT + 01:00. Claim a slot via this form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScSA1H3kiWTfCafEu6eta9Oo0NJWH2pWLGqTTWw2N6xAQ14_Q/viewform?usp=dialog
I don't think we give Jonathan Harker nearly enough credit for his absolutely unhinged choices. In 1897, that pathetic wet cat of a man was written with enough grit, willpower, and raw human stupidity to rival any of our modern horror podcast protagonists. When faced with a centuries-old vampire, in a coffin, drenched in fresh blood, he really thought the best thing to do was to hit it in the face WITH A SHOVEL. The audacity. The misplaced confidence. The sheer desperation. No plan. No hesitation. Running on fear and spite alone. And i fucking love him for it. Truly the character of all time.
have i crossed the line
guys..... I'm re-entering my klance era...... and I redrew this old comic to start us off <3
more thoughts under the cut ⬇️
april fools
jesus christ can you imagine 🚬
I had fun redrawing this though! cool to see the improvement 🤭
Ace, Sabo and Luffy except they’re in T-shirt’s I think are funny on them
T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”
Average theatre fan watching a bootleg with their favorite theatre actor now: 'if you skip to 01:21:39 you can see a single tear rolling down his cheek'
Average theatre fan then:
shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool
someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway
look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter
Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)
his big sad eyes have captivated me
