Not Now Kitten Daddy's Googling His Symptoms

not on international women’s day!!!!!!!

woah. jonathan.

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

always everyone else’s fault

Has this been done yet, am I funny now

So I'm halfway through Gideon the Ninth and how come nobody has told me about Dulcinea?? She's so good, you'd think people would go bonkers over her

I need to get into mobile game development so I can make puzzle games for middle aged moms. those women deserve better than predatory energy systems and weird fetish ads every 3 seconds. I could be the one to give them something better. I could give them a candy crush clone with SOUL.

Another continuation of the straw hat role swap bc I realised just how far I can push Zoro into being just a straight up cowboy in this au and that is so goddamn funny to me

Other art for this au can be found here and here

(also do me a favour I drew this a couple days ago and forgot to draw in Nami's swords in the last panel I told myself I'd fix it but I'm super busy rn so if you could pretend she's got her swords in that last panel that would be super nice of you <3)