Jaybirdbluebottle - JayBird

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i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

(update: i decided her name is Obelia. or maybe Abyssa. Abyssa was another character but it's the coolest name I've thought of so far. Thanks for all the suggestions)

uhhh yeah can i start with the house salad?

Lesbian Praying Mantis be like

someday there will be a generation of gay weirdos who don’t know about tumblr heritage. “what’s dash-con?” they say, as i cry into the shoulders of my three weed smoking girlfriends in grief at this loss, looking at the sky. god damn do i love the color of the sky.

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I don't have time for any new writing projects, can someone else write fan fiction about Herbert West, medical college neurology professor, but told exclusively through his reviews on "rate my professor?"

let god grant us a pope who doubts.

once again my favorite movie of the year has gone home without a best picture oscar and i am once AGAIN making it everyone's problem

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