Reasons To Brush Your Teeth

I really love the idea that Jon visually slowly turns into a little grandma himself ☕️

Morning

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

“Are we living a life that is safe from harm?

Of course not. We never are. But that’s not the right question.

The question is are we living a life that is worth the harm?”

-Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale

Goodnight Hawkins, Goodnight

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

"Mr Achilles sir who's this freak working in the Administrative Chambers and talking about how he misses something called a "laptop" " - Zag, probably

anyways Somewhere Else au but Jon and Martin get isekai'd into Hades (the smoke laurel is Martin's doing)

jarchivist only under cut!

hes jarchiving all over the place

What I love about The Magnus Archives:

💬Vast possibility space due to genius design of the dread powers.

✒️Writing is incredible!

What I don't like about The Magnus Archives:

🙄Everywhere i go, the eye sees me. nowhere is safe from its lidless gaze.

🧔‍♂️I'm listening to a generic middle aged white man again, urgh.

I want a podcast that uses The Magnus Archives' same insanely well crafted fear pantheon and wonderful writing...

...but it's about a young Archivist trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in Ny-Ålesund.

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"