Enough Of This "Last Night Was A Movie", We Need To Get More Esoteric. How 'bout Last Night Was An AMV?

Okay...I have a lot of thoughts about the SInder situation, being a now-former huge fan, but I'll just get one of my major thoughts out of the way...

I see a lot of people say things like "Well, what did you expect from being a fan of an influencer" or some other thing, but to me, that just feels hugely demoralizing.

I get that we're upset at her being a huge scumbag, but saying shit like "Welp, that's what I get for caring" is just cope. You're allowed to crash out in this scenario. I give you my personal permission.

There are plenty of truly nice and kind vtubers out there. The number of them crashing out right now is enough proof of that, at least for me. And even they're feeling bad for investing so much of their time in being friends with her.

She did an awful thing and made all of us feel bad for caring about her. Fuck. That.

Feel bad that she made it impossible to care.

Don't ever feel bad about the act of caring itself.

Don't ever feel bad about caring. Please.

I'm sorry, but are you implying that those are two different things?

My posts about women with guns never do as well as my posts about women doing gay sex. What is wrong with today's youth

HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse

Man, Women are pretty cool. I wish I could, like...draw them or something, y'know?

fish bounce

Oh my god...

Is this why Peach's always in another castle?

Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead

On this newest episode of "Opinions from a Guy No One Asked", we have...

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE GOOSEBUMPS COVERS!

Just so we're clear, this is just ranking the covers, not the stories themselves, as I have not read all of them...

Say Cheese and Die!

The first great cover, in my opinion.

Night of the Living Dummy

Genuinely Creepy...

Return of the Mummy

It looks like the mummy farted in his tomb, and I think that's very funny.

Attack of the Mutant

Yo, when are we getting Masked Mutant vs. Ghastly Grinner?

Monster Blood III

I swear I've had those shoes.

The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

I've met people exactly like this at summer camp.

The Headless Ghost

I love how, despite the Victorian clothes, he still has an unequivocally 90s haircut.

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

This is just my grandparents when they come down from up north.

Egg Monsters from Mars

I mean...It doesn't really look expired, so...I might still try it.

How to Kill a Monster

Big Grassy Paws.

Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns

Sigh, I wish I were as cool as that pumpkin-headed dog...

Calling All Creeps!

Just a couple of cards...

Chicken Chicken

Reminds me of the ending to Freaks[1932].

The Blob That Ate Everyone

WET n VEINY

The Curse of Camp Cold Lake

This might be my favorite one, actually.

The Haunted School

Those eyes...

Werewolf Skin

There's a non-zero chance this awoke something in someone. good for them.

I Live in Your Basement!

Oh, that's gore. That's gore on my Goosebumps cover.

Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years

As a slightly below-average person, I can confirm, also this. I'm here to conquer Mt. Everest, not let it conquer me.

I may be biased bc I’m taller than 99.8% of people, but I think when you see an attractive tall woman instead of going “awooga big woman I want her to rail me” you should go “wow she’s tall, I want to bend her over and make her squirm”