Wolfstar/Rosekiller when they're the main ship in a fic: Your life is politics and mine is the crown and I will not trade one prison for another-
Jegulus in the background: I'm sorry I lightly grazed Miss Riley's left tit-
The stranger things fandom is a mixture of the ATLA, Haikyuu, Mha and Dracotok fandoms all mixed together
Like Byler vs Mileven is just Zutara vs Kataang
The over the top Eddie simps are just like the Draco simps
Mama Steve PLEASE back in my day we had Sugamama
Also Byler vs Mileven can kinda give off Bakudeku vs Izuocha at times
a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.
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Barty: We should see who here as the most moan-able name Regulus: *closes his book and stares at Barty* Well you're in last place then Pandora: Imagine moaning Bartemius in bed Dorcas: The horrors of it all. That means you already willingly decided you want a piece of Barty Regulus: Speaking of which Barty is still a shit name to moan Barty: *gasps looking offended* EVAN YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE TELL THEM ITS LOVELY TO MOAN MY NAME Evan: I can confirm... it's a MISSION to moan Barty's name Barty: *Sounds of shock, horror and betrayal*
Equal amount of simping from both
QUESTION? In Ron and Hermione's relationship who do you think is the bigger simp? I feel like they're pretty equal
it must be so awkward to be one of dionysus's kids at camp halfblood like not only is ur father literally twelve feet away from you playing cards with chiron but he's a campus meme. he is forced to stay legally sober because ur grandpa is mad at him. he burns through 80 diet cokes a day. he regularly fake claims kids in order to bully them into getting him wine. he's just some insane little guy. and he's ur DAD
Dumbledore: Mcgonagall umm the Defence Against Dark Arts classroom was distroyed
Mcgonagall: Potter!Weasly!Granger!
The golden trio: Sh!t *start runnning*
Mcgonagall: Oh so your going to run away *starts chasing them*
The rest of Hogwarts: ...
Ginny: Hahaha
SHE ALWAYS SAYS SHE CAN'T DRAW BUT SHE'S FUCKING VAN GOUGH
zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-
poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS
zeus: that’s not-
poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!
zeus:
poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!
zeus: brother you need to-
poseidon: you’re just jealous.
zeus:
poseidon: he’s wonderful.
zeus: he’s-
zeus:
zeus: is he… doing the macarena?
poseidon: yes
poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long
zeus:
poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much