No Thoughts Just Tongues & Teeth By The Crane Wives And How It's So Jegulus Coded. Like Someone Try Convince

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it must be so awkward to be one of dionysus's kids at camp halfblood like not only is ur father literally twelve feet away from you playing cards with chiron but he's a campus meme. he is forced to stay legally sober because ur grandpa is mad at him. he burns through 80 diet cokes a day. he regularly fake claims kids in order to bully them into getting him wine. he's just some insane little guy. and he's ur DAD

Regulus black really puts the ‘Whore’ in ‘Hororcrux’

the thrilling sequal

MESSY JEGULUS HEADCANONS

Jegulus as messy exes will forever be my favourite thing so here enjoy some headcanons

James never told Sirius he and Reggie were dating (This was before the black bros started talking to each other again) so when Sirius and Regulus fixed their relationship, Sirius was amendment on his baby brother and best mate getting along but nothing seemed to work.

Regulus still keeps all of the things James gave him from when they were together. Often sleeping in on of James' sweaters because he likes the smell (but he'll never admit that of course)

James has the tendency to accidentally call people Regulus when he's snogging or shagging them

Modern/Muggle Au: Both James and Regulus randomly drunk call/message each other all the time which some how always ends up with them shagging and waking up bitter about it the next morning

Poor Barty and Lily are their respective rebounds, but neither relationship lasts for the same reason. James expects Lily to be like Reg and Reg expects Barty to be like James. Both relationships end on neutral terms (They stay friends) and in the end Barty dates Evan, and Lily dates Mary

Both of them speak horribly about the other but get extremely defensive if anyone tries the same.

Both of them are extremely jealous of any other romantic partners the other has. In turn both of the will snog random people in front of the other to make them jealous

Broke: Eat the rich.

Woke: Eat out the rich.

They're all so me

maybe in another universe I don’t feel different

Equal amount of simping from both

QUESTION? In Ron and Hermione's relationship who do you think is the bigger simp? I feel like they're pretty equal