Genshin Writing Prompt

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

This might be petty but EVERYONE but my mom and my best friend forgot my birthday (which is today) I am sorry but I think that this is BULLSHIT! I AM ANGRY.

Yeah All I can say is this is for my teachers 😀(I have like 30 assinments about Valentines day and yeah I''m done)

Can we as a society making shipping fun again because I'm tired of saying I ship two characters and then some annoying little mosquito starts yapping in my ear about how "it's never going to be canon" or "they barely interact"

Like learn to disagree in silence please and thank you!

Ship whatever you want as long as it's legal!!

a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.

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Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

Equal amount of simping from both

QUESTION? In Ron and Hermione's relationship who do you think is the bigger simp? I feel like they're pretty equal