jaxie-the-kat - A Goofy Goober
A Goofy Goober

The goofiest goober that ever did goof. | Jaxie | She/They | 17 | AriesCurrent obsessions: Apollo, EPIC the Musical, Rick Riordan as a whole. (though mostly Trials of Apollo since I just finished reading it)BTW please don't send me donation asks, I'm really sorry but I just don't have any money to donate and it stresses me out

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6 months ago

guys i made an oc loredump side blog @jaxies-oc-info it's just where i'll be putting random little info posts about my original characters yippeee


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6 months ago

Guys random thought: Thanksgiving on Mount Olympus must be the most hectic ever

Dionysus says something about Ares and Aphrodite's relationship and Ares throws an axe at him Hermes makes a lighthearted joke about Apollo and Artemis mistakes him as being serious and turns him into a pincushion (Apollo's looking at his badass sister like "why did you just skewer my brother") Hera already does not want to be there and she's one "Thank you, lovely Ganymede" away from stabbing someone (Ganymede is miserably milling around the table filling everyone's cups cuz he has to bc it's his job) Demeter is glaring at Hades (Poseidon invited him because he's his brother and it would have been rude not to) and Persephone is sitting next to him looking back and forth at her mon and then at her husband Poseidon and Athena are kind of trying to calm everyone down Hephaestus is just silently eating, he does not wanna be a part of the family drama And Hestia is sitting under the table crying beside Hephaestus' legs because a) she doesn't want to get caught in the crossfire and b) he's the only one eating the meal she planned


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6 months ago

I would like to hug that cow omg it's so fluffy lookin

Helios And His Cattle

Helios and his cattle


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6 months ago

RAHHH THEM

(@urbestestwindgod in case you haven't seen this post LOOK AT THE SILLY LITTLE GOOBERS- and if you have already seen it LOOK AT THEM AGAIN/lh)

((i dont really like tagging but I felt like you'd like to be made aware of cat lemur ferret winions :3 )

Felt like redesigning some winions so ya here u go. I might have accidentally just made them slugcats thats my bad

Felt Like Redesigning Some Winions So Ya Here U Go. I Might Have Accidentally Just Made Them Slugcats
Felt Like Redesigning Some Winions So Ya Here U Go. I Might Have Accidentally Just Made Them Slugcats
Felt Like Redesigning Some Winions So Ya Here U Go. I Might Have Accidentally Just Made Them Slugcats
Felt Like Redesigning Some Winions So Ya Here U Go. I Might Have Accidentally Just Made Them Slugcats

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6 months ago

that's so freaking pretty and I love it and I so wanna see more PLEASE ๐Ÿ™

HttyManta Anyone?

httyManta anyone?

Little au I'm cooking up


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6 months ago

oh my gods i want to hug them ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ hand them over plz i love them

Frequently Bought Together
Frequently Bought Together

frequently bought together

6 months ago

gasp that's me!

๐ˆโ€™๐ฆ ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ, ๐๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐š ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ ๐จ๐ซ ๐š๐ง๐จ๐ง?

-Amphitrite เผ„

not really, but @/jaxie-the-kat and @/watermelon-shit-posts have been sending me plenty of amusing asks lately!


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6 months ago
One Of My Besties Sent Me This This Morning And I Haven't Stopped Thinking About It

One of my besties sent me this this morning and I haven't stopped thinking about it


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6 months ago

man I love Ares he's so coolio

I saw you want doodle requests!

Could you draw Ares? (anything Ares lol)

I don't see enough of the little guy.

I Saw You Want Doodle Requests!

I wonder who the letters for ๐Ÿ˜


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6 months ago

YIPPEEEE GESHAHAHAHAH

can I give your Apollo a cookie ๐Ÿช he's very cutesy and skwibbly and I would like to give him cookies ๐Ÿฅบ

(idk what skwibbly means but it's very positive) (also please forgive me for the random request since i doubt you draw him often im going through this weird Apollo brainrot phase and your design for him is super precious)

Can I Give Your Apollo A Cookie ๐Ÿช He's Very Cutesy And Skwibbly And I Would Like To Give Him Cookies

Heโ€™s very grateful ๐Ÿซถ


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6 months ago

GUYS HELP I LOVE THIS SM

GUYS HELP I LOVE THIS SM
GUYS HELP I LOVE THIS SM

Menoetes is such a big silly goober and I love him and I need someone to draw him and his boyfriend please and thank you


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6 months ago

yo what

This sounds like a convo that would happen in my school honestly. I go to an afjrotc school so it's military themed but it's not a fuckin reform school but parents enroll their shitty kids thinking that it's gonna help. So it's full of misfits and juvenile delinquents who have 0 respect for anyone ever. Literally the other day some kids broke a stall in the boys bathroom right after it had like $32,000 worth of repairs done. (How the hell do you even break a bathroom stall anyway????) MSGT Graham (a really nice and awesome guy when he's pissed off) said in formation that when they found who did it they were going to expell him immediately. This is my 6th and last year going to this school, and I have never seen something that bad. Not to mention that Administration or whoevers in charge of getting kids enrolled has just been just shoveling in kids to meet some kind of requirement. There's so many kids in the school they had to split lunch into three periods because they also made it closed campus for all the high schoolers except for seniors who meet the requirements of like only 5 tardies and 0 unexcused absences. (I meet them but I don't like leaving for lunch because I'm lazy and don't want to walk for 3 minutes to the McDonald's across the street from the school and also I'm hella broke.) It used to be a lottery to get in as a new student. Now they let anyone in without even looking at their record. It's sickening. Oh and there's talk about them accepting 6th graders next year! Why the fuck would they let 6th graders into a school that can't even handle its 7th grade kids???

I'm glad I'm graduating this year because I hate a majority of the kids, but I'm sad that I'm gonna leave all the teachers who have done so much to help me grow as a person. I'm gonna miss all the teachers and staff that I've known since my 7th grade year. I'm gonna miss my fellow seniors that I've also known since 7th who I likely won't see again.

Anyway this was meant to be a funny lighthearted reblog and I ended up ranting about how my school is dumb. I'm gonna stop before I start bawling,, uh don't do drugs kids ๐Ÿ‘

bro my bus driver and this other kid on my bus are fucking weirdddd (tw drug mention)

bus driver to kid: yeah marijuana is good for arthritis

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bus driver: *talking about how annoying drug tests are*

kid: oh yeah i hate drug tests. i take them all the time

6 months ago

Just had the mental image of Apollo turning around in a swivel chair stroking a big fluffy cat and going "I've been expecting you."

This is the best thing my sleep deprived loopy brain has given me all day

Apollo, god of healing: And done! Do you feel any better?

Athena: Yeah, thank you Apollo

*Enter Poseidon, looking like a swiss cheese*

Apollo, god of prophecy: I was waiting for you

6 months ago

my Apollo playlist! It's half songs I think actually fit him and half girly pop I think he'd be blasting in the sun chariot.


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6 months ago

I WANNA GIVE HEADPATS RAAAHHHHH GIVE THEM HEADPATS FOR ME PLZ PLZ PLZ I WANNA RDFTGYHJ SCRUMBLE SQUICSJGVGVGSJV THEM ARE SO DRFTGYHUIJ sorry

I Hope U All Fw Crochet Aeolus

i hope u all fw crochet aeolus


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6 months ago

another art by the same artist its so silly cute goober vibes! go check the artist out i beg of you theyre awesome

awww look its fo.. hey why does he have that hat? wasn't it like the sixties when he was ten which one of you gave him that hat??

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

who the fuck time traveled and gave him dipper's ha-

anyway bit over reblogs are appreciated bc they help little artists grow while likes are just a little brownie point but do whatever idm!!

insanity is under the cut like my last post (again its long i actually went through the timelapse since this was all on ibispaint)

for some reason it took me three minutes just to draw this circle

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

perfect bean head right here

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

the eyes were a nightmare to size and orient i fucking hate eyes

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

figured it out!!! yeahhh!! i actually started this drawing with a vision, there's this one shot of freckle in lackadaisy i took inspiration from

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

ohhhh shit things are getting crazy now we're bringing in a reference

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

drawing the hat killed me it was so difficult wHY

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One
Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

luckily your intrepid artist pal connor (me thats me!) figured it out. sort of

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

this was incredibly overwhelming and a nightmare to deal with look at all those lines everywhere

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

but i fixed it as always! also you may notice that the hat has been enlarged significantly

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

also you may notice that the hair has been enlarged significantly (drawing the hair was awful. someone please give me hair drawing tips for like ruffled hair or hair being pressed down PLEASE HELP ME)

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

was originally gonna steal dipper's entire look

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

then i decided the coat would be better for reasons beyond me

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

here he is mid-coloring, you get to see a bit into the process of my lineless style (last drawing was different because it wasn't originally intended to be lineless)

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

aaaaaaaandddddddd without lighting/shading

Awww Look Its Fo.. Hey Why Does He Have That Hat? Wasn't It Like The Sixties When He Was Ten Which One

all in all this took me about two hours total, i think like an hour and forty five minutes you can probably look at the first image for the exact time

which means it took TWO DAYS BECAUSE IBISPAINT HAS A FUCKING LIMIT FUCK YOU IBISPAINT FUCK YOU anyway thanks for lookin i'll do a solo drawing of stanley later on


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6 months ago

fantastic art go check out the artist dfghj it gives me so much serotonin and i wanna crunch on it (respectfully)

okay now this is getting out of hand who gave stan mabel's sweater

there's a time traveler on the loose and they keep giving the youngins of new jersey accessories that arent supposed to exist yet

i dont think he likes pink

Okay Now This Is Getting Out Of Hand Who Gave Stan Mabel's Sweater

anywayyy reblogs appreciated as always, or like it or just scroll past it but if you want anyone else to see this you're gonna have to reblog :>

also i did one of little ford if you're interested shdfksdhkuh

insanity is once again below the cut

what was i DOING the scale was all off

Okay Now This Is Getting Out Of Hand Who Gave Stan Mabel's Sweater

"duhhhh uhhh whats hair"

Okay Now This Is Getting Out Of Hand Who Gave Stan Mabel's Sweater

i figured it out eventually like i always do

Okay Now This Is Getting Out Of Hand Who Gave Stan Mabel's Sweater

gave him a face, it is enrichment

Okay Now This Is Getting Out Of Hand Who Gave Stan Mabel's Sweater

did NOT know what i wanted the pose to be

Okay Now This Is Getting Out Of Hand Who Gave Stan Mabel's Sweater

eventually decided on this despite wanting to give him little dino hands instead because i cannot dra w hands

Okay Now This Is Getting Out Of Hand Who Gave Stan Mabel's Sweater

colored without shading

Okay Now This Is Getting Out Of Hand Who Gave Stan Mabel's Sweater

also i drew most of this with my cat sitting on my shoulders

my back hurty


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6 months ago

I took a chance and looked up "Hermes greek god plush" and found a crocheted Hermes-

I Took A Chance And Looked Up "Hermes Greek God Plush" And Found A Crocheted Hermes-

I wanna crochet greek stuff now but I don't have decent colors :(

*buries You With Stuffies And Gives Gentol Headpats*

*buries you with stuffies and gives gentol headpats*

AOAHSKAXNANXJANS!!!!!!!!!! is there.. a hermes plushie....

6 months ago

HELP I OPENDD MU TIEMBLR DASH AND FRESKONG SHROEKED

THE THEM OMFG IM SHALKING AND SCRWAMING AND CRYING

I LOVE ARTEMIS'S DESIGN I LOVE HOW SHES WEARING THE DEER PELT AND SHE HAS A WOLF TAIL AND I LOVE HOW DONE SHE LOOKS WITH APOLLO'S BS

GURL YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME

Finally Finished!! Hehe

finally finished!! hehe

the best twins fr

close up on Artemis' tails cuz Apollo is covering one of them

Finally Finished!! Hehe

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6 months ago

Very on-brand, Apollo.

Apollo: Someone is bothering me, what should I do?

Dionysus: fuck them ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ

Ares: FUCK THEM ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›


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6 months ago

You just seem like the kind of person who sees a cute thing and wants to consume it for personal gain. Anyway, good luck, he's a handful!

What would you do if I gave you a cat?

โ€œWhere is the kitty?!โ€


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6 months ago

*holds out the meowing kitty cat that appears to have absolutely no control over his motor functions.* Congratulations! His name is Helio. Don't eat him.

What would you do if I gave you a cat?

โ€œWhere is the kitty?!โ€

6 months ago

*holds a stupid little orange cat* I will only give him to you if you: a) swear to protect him with your.. life? Death? Idk- keep him safe. And b) promise to not be a menace to society.

What would you do if I gave you a cat?

โ€œWhere is the kitty?!โ€

6 months ago

doodle dump #2

Doodle Dump #2
Doodle Dump #2
Doodle Dump #2
Doodle Dump #2
Doodle Dump #2
Doodle Dump #2

Can you tell I like drawing Apollo like a silly oval? It's super fun. Also the second one is Lester Papadopoulos propaganda

Also more fedora Hermes


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6 months ago

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP CAN I EAT HIM HES SO DJDBSJNSJSNSJJW POOFY AND JES SO AHABSJNS *explodes*

Abzbihz have I been semi neglecting posting more frequently? Yeah kinda but it's not my fault my stylus broke anyway take this doodle of Apollo I did yesterday to make up for it

Abzbihz Have I Been Semi Neglecting Posting More Frequently? Yeah Kinda But It's Not My Fault My Stylus

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