YIPPEE UH CAN I GETS MY OWN LIZARD POR FAVOR
wait- pause, Hephaestus, did you just,, adopt me? because if so I'm honored 🥺
“Yes,yes I did, welcome to the family, as per usual you get a favorite lizard, or one of your own, choose”
Late birthday gift for @irunaki! (I didn't know it was your birthday until last night, that's when I started this lmao) It didn't turn out as good as I wanted it to, but I hope you still like it!
(I spent an hour redrawing the frames in ibisPaint X before I realized it looked like garbage and gave up qwq)
I'm also putting the drawing of your sona as a cat and potato Owlthena here since idk if the ask I sent like a month ago didn't go through or got buried or something (I just have no idea if you saw it since I didn't get notified about it being answered)
you're just cutesy!!! and patable :3 *gentle headpat*
could I perhaps give each of the researchers a headpat? whoever would like one, of course. optional headpats :)
Listen... I love touching textures. I get it. I am not against certain amounts of physical affection at times....
But it still is very very strange that people keep wanting to touch us? Especially with the hazmat suits, one would think that's a deterrent. ..... But if you need someone to placate your touchiness, I don't mind I suppose.
Kappa
oh my gods he's so damn squish and pathetic i love him i wanna give his stupid face some cookies look at him
Apollo, outside: Sis you should be honored to be hanging out with the coolest person on Olympus! Me! UwU
Apollo, inside: you are so cool Artemis, why would you ever want to be around someone like me...
Guys random thought: Thanksgiving on Mount Olympus must be the most hectic ever
Dionysus says something about Ares and Aphrodite's relationship and Ares throws an axe at him Hermes makes a lighthearted joke about Apollo and Artemis mistakes him as being serious and turns him into a pincushion (Apollo's looking at his badass sister like "why did you just skewer my brother") Hera already does not want to be there and she's one "Thank you, lovely Ganymede" away from stabbing someone (Ganymede is miserably milling around the table filling everyone's cups cuz he has to bc it's his job) Demeter is glaring at Hades (Poseidon invited him because he's his brother and it would have been rude not to) and Persephone is sitting next to him looking back and forth at her mon and then at her husband Poseidon and Athena are kind of trying to calm everyone down Hephaestus is just silently eating, he does not wanna be a part of the family drama And Hestia is sitting under the table crying beside Hephaestus' legs because a) she doesn't want to get caught in the crossfire and b) he's the only one eating the meal she planned
i did it again...
“Destruction is inevitable, why not enjoy the ride?”
Howdy, meatsacks! I managed to get ahold of a computer, and can now access the ✨internet!✨ Don't tell the staff though, they'll get pissed.
I'm bored as all hell, so feel free to ask me questions and shit! As long as it's not "wHaT's YouR FavOrITe ColOr???" because your feeble mortal brain cannot comprehend my favorite color. Also, that's a stupid ass question anyway. Don't ask dumb questions that will waste my time.
//ooc under the cut!
//iyagsdug Idk how it's taken me so long to make a Bill Cipher blog, he's my go-to comfort character besides Apollo. Anyway, have a silly guy! He's a bit of a sassy dick, though. You can just ask him questions, or interact with your own rp blog! It can be an OC or canon character from any fandom! Just.. don't be a creep. Duh.
Run by @jaxie-the-kat, i have an addiction it seems.
very silly
Another Apollo drawing cause I’m silly
*holds a stupid little orange cat* I will only give him to you if you: a) swear to protect him with your.. life? Death? Idk- keep him safe. And b) promise to not be a menace to society.
What would you do if I gave you a cat?
“Where is the kitty?!”
BOUNTY HUNTER APOLLO 😎😎😎😎
also, because I'm silly, and have an addiction, i made him a blog lmao
I had a random thought that spiraled into a whole thing that I need to rant about
What if, at some point, before or after ToA, Apollo just… snapped? What if he got fed up with his true relationships failing, his father's abuse, or having to oversee so many different things? What if he quit?
He left his various jobs and responsibilities to either the Nine Muses or mortals he deemed fit. He gave the sun chariot to Hestia, since she was the only one he could trust with such a duty.
After making sure everything was right, and after telling only his sister, Artemis, of his plans, he vanished. He set off to get revenge against those who wronged him, and to find his happy ending.
this is what i think he'd look like after all that
Ok but hear me out:
Nico's Italian right? So if he were to naturally swear it would most definitely be in italian. But he's also from the 1930s/40s so he wouldnt swear, he was raised better than that.
But Will is a country boy (even if Austin, Texas isn't very country (or so I've heard, I'm British, I have no idea), Naomi is and you can't tell me other wise) and has lived in camp with little to no adult guidance for ages. Sooo he should have a very potty mouth.
So while Will cusses like a sailor, you have his boyfriend saying 'fiddle sticks' in italian.
Unrelated note: Did you know that the italian equivalent of by golly/by Jove is giurabbacco which, I kid you not, literally translates to 'I swear by Bacchus'.
So like hypothetically:
[In the dining pavilion]
A very tired Will: *drops something* F**[*insert colourful language here*]
Little 1930s-Catholic-raised Nico: *in utter shock and whispering* ...you swear so much...giurabbacco
Mr D on the other side of the pavilion: yes?
The goofiest goober that ever did goof. | Jaxie | She/They | 17 | AriesCurrent obsessions: Apollo, EPIC the Musical, Rick Riordan as a whole. (though mostly Trials of Apollo since I just finished reading it)BTW please don't send me donation asks, I'm really sorry but I just don't have any money to donate and it stresses me out
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