I Don't Know What This Is But I Need One In My House Immediately

gasp that's me!

𝐈’𝐦 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧?

-Amphitrite ༄

not really, but @/jaxie-the-kat and @/watermelon-shit-posts have been sending me plenty of amusing asks lately!

yippeee!!! i've booped a zoos and lived to tell the tale!!

*boops the Zeus* :3

If you could relive any memory of your past, what would it be?

oh uhhh... this question is really hard because I have very little memory, brain small

Uhm... I think.. meeting my best friend! That was probably one of the most important moments of my life. I didn't know it at the time, of course, but that silly nerd sitting with me at the lunch table would be one of, no probably the best person I'll ever meet.

omfg yes PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

asclepius giving apollo a shitty little kid drawing that has tgem like holding hands and apollo has like dad written next to his figure in horrid handwriting

liek 3000 years later gracie gives apollo a shitty little kid drawinf that is pretty much identical and then apollo bursts into ugly sobbing and like falls to his knees and just holds her

JAHHSHJHEJHEJHBDJHSDBSHDV

*silly giggles, giving the littol guy headpats*

Thank youuuu I'll love him and cherish him forever

wait- pause, Hephaestus, did you just,, adopt me? because if so I'm honored 🥺

“Yes,yes I did, welcome to the family, as per usual you get a favorite lizard, or one of your own, choose”

good riddance

could Octavian from Heroes of Olympus be chucked into the ocean plz? I hate him and would like to see him suffer :)

Octavian from Heroes of Olympus has been Chucked in to the ocean!

look at these cuties bhjnmk i adore them man

Hyacinthus and Apollo just chillin’ 

Going to jail for...making miniatures? Damn....

@a-night-wizard @vividthwoelhoarder @verymentalityangel uh im out of friends who haven't already been tagged by other people so @ anyone

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

He is the monster rawr rawr rawr

Silly goofy art idea: Design swaps!

You take the design for a character in one thing and swap it with the design for the same character from something else. Even better if other characters comment on the change

For example, Rick Riordan's Apollo and Blood of Zeus Apollo. Rick Riordan's Artemis saying like "oh cool i like the new look", or BoZ Zeus going "why the hell are you wearing a bedsheet"

I feel like this is already a thing because there's no such thing as an original thought but I think it's a fun idea that obviously can't be used for a lot of things because I doubt a lot of different shows or games and whatnot have the same character but portrayed differently

I don't even know if I explained it in a way that makes any kind of sense- reading it back it sounds like a bunch of word vomit but it made sense in NY head