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Drawing the bishops because I love them so much 😭
fuzzy wuzzy widdle wormie
Joestar animated icons! Finally got Jonathan and Joseph done! The whole family is here <3
1/5 update: added johnny and gappy lol
2/19 update: Jodio and Dragona are added
Free to use w/credit!
🌟 JoJos 🌟
Criminal Case fanfic ideas (because IDK, I’m bored)
[Possible spoilers for all 8 seasons]
{S5} Prequelfic where Amir realizes he’s gay and confides in Rupert about it.
{S5} Rupert having an ace awakening (because yes, I headcanon him as ace) and being extremely confused about his feelings, so he confides in Amir about it. (No seggs, only tea, amirite)
{S3} [TW: SA] Jack finally gaining the courage to tell Lars about Lavinia DeBrils SA’ing him.
{S1} How Chad Whickman and Rose Cassidy first met (because goddamnit, they deserved better).
{S1} AU where Chad managed to calm Joe Stern down, not die, and get the job.
{S2} [TW: Abuse] A day in the life of Duncan Young, living with his mother and sister and having to deal with her emotional abuse.
{S1} Adam Bentley talking with his foster brother at his grave.
{S1} The aftermath of Julian Ramis’s arrest from the perspective of Julian’s parents.
{S2} [TW: Homophobia] The end of Zack and Becky’s friendship.
{S5} James Savage first meets Carter Hayes.
{S4} How Timmy and Bridget Baker first became friends.
{S5} [TW: Implied Sewerslide] Rene Narcisse’s words almost push Julian over the edge until the player and Gabriel show up.
{S2} [TW: Murder] A young Yann Toussaint has an argument with his parents and storms off. That would end up being the biggest mistake of his life.
{S5} Jones accidentally stumbles upon Zoe suddenly using telekinesis.
{S2} [TW: Cults, PTSD, and Implied Abuse] Not even Russell is safe from flashbacks, and surprisingly, the one who helps him out of a PTSD-induced panic attack is Frank.
{S4} The events of Vittorio Cappechi’s murder from Seamus’s point of view.
{S6} One of Amy’s therapy sessions with Marina following Nebet’s betrayal.
{S6} Sirius wonders why Orlando constantly ignores him, so he decides to ask. It doesn’t really go well.
{S6} Sequelfic(?) where Tony meets the player during S1 and tries to recall why they seem so familiar.
{S3} Baxter Fraser goes to therapy.
{S3} AU where Obaasan (IDK how to spell it, sorry) is found dead and Tsukada Hiroshi is alive because he killed her.
{S7} An apology note Dolores wrote to Gwen before her demise.
{S7} Inspired by @katrinahood , a crackshipfic between James Savage and Sam Ellis.
{S5} Crackshipfic between brunette bastard Louis Leroux and Joe Warren.
{S8} Jones and the player bond and catch up after 3 years.
{S8} Hugo Mercier giving love advice to Carrie.
{S5} Jones copes with Tony Marconi’s death.
{S8} Hugo and Jones bond over similar experiences.
{S5} [TW: Sewerslide] Gabriel and Jones talk after Jones’s attempt.
{S2} One of Jupiter’s letters to Russell, apologizing for being a shit dad.
{S5} Jones, Zoe, Alex and Cathy have a double date.
{S7} Larry Zarus goes on a car ride with his friend and business partner, Bernie. Next thing he knows, he’s waking up in a coffin. His own coffin.
{S4} Charlie reveals that he can’t slow dance for the life of him. Maddie decides to teach him.
{S2} [TW: Abuse] Frank confronts Miriam Young about her shit parenting.
{S2} [TW: Abuse] Duncan confronts his mother about her shit parenting. It goes as well as you’d expect.
{S2} [TW: Abuse and Death] The day the Young siblings’ father died was a hellish day indeed.
{S5} [TW: Underage Drug Use] Julian and Vicki smoke weed together and have a chat about life.
{S7} Dolores tries to figure out a way to apologize to Gwen.
{S7} Arthur Darkwood never really enjoyed the small things in life, and he never noticed until he spent time with the Supernatural Hunters.
{S5} Jones is lowkey kinda lonely, so Ramirez decides to set him up on a blind date to cheer him up. Unbeknownst to Ramirez, Jones’ blind date was one of his old college acquaintances — Zoe Kusama.
{S6} The “Altered Present” Arc, but Lars is in it for some reason.
{S7} Zander Stark and Danny Kwame were queerplatonic bros, change my mind— (I hc Zander as bisexual and Danny as omniromantic asexual)
{S8} Cody reminisces on his failed relationship with Eleanora.
{S8} Prequelfic where Jean-Phillipe slow dances with Marguerite.
{S5} After skipping the trial of Rosamund Wilcox, Julian runs into Chelsea Bloom and they have a chat.
{S7} Human AU where Arthur and Reggie decide to have some “brother bonding time”, so they go to a local art museum. Things don’t go well.
{S4} Seamus makes eye contact with Giulietta at Mr. Alastor’s party.
{S2} A series of noteworthy recorded conversations between Bobby Prince and his therapist over the span of a year.
{S3} 5 times Jonah tries to smile and the first time Marina makes him smile.
{S3} [TW: Kidnapping, Torture, and PTSD] Elliot claims that he’s moved on past the whole “Anbu Devanesan” thing. He has not.
{S6} Serap and Roxelana’s love story, starting from their first meet.
{S6} Noah Lowe gets some advice from Ian Devine about love and life and shit (also, Noah lives in this fanfic concept, because bro deserves better).
{S7} AU where Rathimael lives, Arthur lives, and they live a peaceful life together in a small lakeside cottage on the outskirts of Michigan.
{S2} “What happened to the Francis I loved and cared about deeply?!” “He’s dead, and I killed him a long time ago.”
{S2} Bobby Prince’s last thoughts were about the idyllic life he would live with Amy via the virtual reality. (This was inspired by Bojack Horseman btw) (No I do not like Bobby Prince)
{S5} [TW: Attempted Murder] AU where Zoe survives Louis’s attempt on her life.
{S3} [TW: Implied Abuse] Michelle Zuria’s traumatic childhood at the hands of her nanny.
{S5} [TW: Sewerslide] AU where Jones decides to go home after Leroux is arrested, and the player decides to accompany him. Possible alternate endings available.
{S7} Fabien de la Mort chills out and asks Gwen for advice on how to properly swoon a certain someone (*cough*, Luke Fernandez, *cough cough*)
{S7} [TW: Murder] Ruth Wu’s final moments were in utter agony. (Deserved tbh)
{S4} [TW: Murder] Elias Willingham pays local pimp Kristopher Bauer for information about his missing daughter. Like many moments in the Criminal Case universe, things do not end well.
{S7} AU where Arthur Darkwood survives the events of S7 and decides to join the Supernatural Hunters.
{S2} Anjulie Cruz breaks up with Bobby and remembers all the red flags he showed while they were dating.
{S1} AU for “The Rorscach Reaper” where Ramirez arrives just in time to arrest Tess — but too late to save the player.
{S5} Canon divergence after Zoe’s arrest when Jones confronts Marconi and breaks down. Marconi talks him out of doing anything foolish and the two of them just talk while lying down on the grass.
{S7} Arthur never really had a family (besides Reggie, but we don’t talk about Reggie) due to being a demon. One of the Supernatural Hunters (probably Hope Newman) makes an offhand comment about how he’s family to them. (Bro deserved better imo)
{S5} [TW: Attempted Murder] AU where Nathan manages to regain consciousness just before Kit pulls out the snake.
{S6} Series of transcripts from Marina’s therapy sessions with different Criminal Case characters, including Jack, Amy, Jones, Chief Arrow, and Arthur Darkwood.
{S5} Prequelfic where Joe Warren meets his new college roommate, Louis Leroux.
{S2} After the events of “Once Upon a Crime”, Frank decides to call his daughter to tell her what happened.
{S5} [TW: Sewerslide] Either Alex, Grace, or Ramirez get the call about Jones’ attempt on his own life.
(I’m perfectly fine with y’all using these, just please ask first and credit me!)
porco: i don't have the strength to heal myself anymore
porco: i do, however, have the strength to say you fucking suck, reiner
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘥.
(In this account we have a loose-haired Prosciutto obsession. I make the rules.)
(I've opened a new twitter art acc, btw!<3 >> @ jawsofjune )
wahoo ^-^
Hello may I please ask for headcanons for La Squadra reacting to their s/o being so out in it in mornings. Like they pour coffee in a cereal bowl and they go “give me a minute, something’s not right.”
More under cut!
He watches with stern eyes as you fumble through cabinets and every conceivable container
And then pour cereal into a glass
Then try to drink it
While he’s seen things that were odder, this was certainly up there
“My heart? What are you doing?”
“I’m not really sure.”
“Here, let me help.”
Does some light supervising but doesn’t reprimand you
Will massage your shoulders gently and cuddle up to you as you fiddle with the stove
If you’re still sleepy in the morning, five minutes of being around him will wake you right up
Will explode if you waste any food, even by accident
Gets so pissed he ends up doing your morning routine for you
“What the FUCK?! Are you shitting my dick right now??”
“Huh?”
“Just give me the fucking bread.”
Only feels bad about it if it makes you sad. Otherwise it’s free game
Genuinely doesn’t understand what the problem is and honestly thinks you’re doing it on purpose
I
Liable to do the same things because he’s a night owl
You two are swaddled in blankets trying to get the coffee maker to work (it’s unplugged)
Have we tried turning it off and on again ?
“Yeah!”
“Well I’m out of ideas then.”
Cutest sleepiest duo
Probably falls asleep on you while waiting for his food to heat up in the microwave
Probably the reason you’re up so early in the first place
Cradles his espresso while he watches you crack eggs into the trash can and put the shells in a bowl
“My love?”
“Hm? Why are you making that face?”
“Because you poured the coffee straight onto the counter, my darling.”
Finds it endearing until you make a mess
You get scolded but he’ll help you clean up (and be showered with kisses you won’t remember because you’re too tired)
Used to getting up early, so he’s freaked out until he realizes you’re just groggy
Frets over you like a little mother hen when you handle utensils
“Are you sure you should be using that?”
“Well how am I going to cut this bagel?”
“Well, probably not with that spoon.”
Will absolutely start making breakfast for you if he feels your sleepiness is getting in the day
Offers to wake you up by putting his cold hands on your neck
Isn’t a morning person either
Probably contributes to your morning grogginess by hanging onto you and hindering any progress (or lack thereof)
“You’ve just brewed the coffee with milk.”
“Oh. Wait, what?”
“Mh, nevermind.”
Physically cannot help you with any morning skin routine because he’s trying to differentiate between his shampoo and conditioner
He puts the conditioner on first.
Usually wakes up in the early afternoon/late morning so he misses your morning mishaps
It’s a wonder the house hasn’t burnt to the ground
“G’morning ‘m’more
“Form, it’s two in the evening
“Why do you look like you just got up?”
(It’s because you also sleep in)
Any noises you make prior to waking him up are probably not heard because he snores so loud
art i never posted from november 2022 or something? prob thought it was too much at the time but i find it funny so whatever
Working on an alt giorno joins la squadra au, if you have any questions feel free to ask!
BOO! The scariest thing of them all… Homosexuals…
Anyways! Spooky Halloween themed La Squadra Icons (Which are a redraw of some I did last October)
la squadra meme art dump
I believe he is inhumanly tall
More FNaF content :D
I've wanted to draw this for a long time, but kept putting it off. Even though it's a sketch, I love it. Just look at Michael's contented face!!!
Some people I know finally convinced me to get on this site so...
Expect stuff even more lazy in the future as I figure out what I'm doing ig o/
im having very strong feelings about AI art in this chilis tonight. [ID in alt.]
photo credit to auric180 on Yt
i made this edit of sammy’s birth a while ago but apparently i never posted it to tumblr?
Always gotta do the dirty work 🙄😒
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I'm not too confident in my art, but I'm sorta proud of this Frank I drew
When Yann schools the teenager-like Frank on evidence Part 1.
most normal pacific bay incident
Jones has two hands !!! 😾
I did a small post about this on Twitter. But it's a real damn shame that we don't see more Overwatch 2 Lucio art. You know I think (I should say what's LEFT of ) the fandom tends to hyperfocus a bit on the fact that Lucio is a DJ and celebrity. It's a cool part of him for sure, but remember the guy is also a freedom fighter. He started a whole ass revolution in Rio and kicked Vishkar out OVERNIGHT. This boy has gotta be having vigilante/spy adventures at certain points...and no one seems to ever realize that. Except OW2 which shows how Lucio is single handedly taking on Null Sector in Rio like it's just a casual Tuesday. We need more action hero Lucio art. He IS a canon action hero. It boggles me we have so much drawn for all the other characters - even the lesser knowns - and so little of one of the iconic OW heroes. It's kind of crime in itself.
Zack’s not the type to get even with other people. He really felt bad for Becky, even though she threatened to tell the world about his sexuality.
Court Room Sessions Collection: Honorable Dante Edition 1
wake up babe criminal case fandom is reviving
I swear to god everyone that's still active in the criminal case fandom is either autistic or has adhd
me included