12 YEARS OF ONE DIRECTION

That thing about fertility

A great many people who are befriended/follow Uhtred say Sihtric is favoured by Freya and Freyr

This stems from one Yule time in Cookham, when Sihtric was allowed to sacrifice the boar

It was his very first time

He got more blood on himself than on the sacrificial grounds

That brought around the joke that from now on Freya will favour him

He will have many children it is said

And nothing has ever been more true

His libido is off this world!

He can go for it anytime, anywhere

He is not quitting until you are with child

And even when you are, he will only leave off when you tell him

He is 100% horny!

And a himbo

You are most certainly with child 80% of the time

So many babies!

And Sihtric loves all of them

He is such a proud and loving father, holy fek!

He definitely does his best to be involved as he can be

Considering Uhtred still likes him by his side in battle

He also all but insists on being with you during your labour

Uhtred usually allows that

And how elated he is when he gets to hold another newborn babe in his arms

And he finds you so pretty when you are with child

He will not waste a single moment to make you feel confident

Be it with a baby bump, just post partum or with a baby on your boob

Sihtric will always tell you how amazing he thinks you are

And often also how much you turn him on

Because fuck you do!

Especially in your second trimester

There is barely any leaving your bed

Because holy shit you drive Sihtric wild every hour of the day

It's become a bit of a running gag for Uhtred to ask you if you are pregnant every time he sees you

Be it with a bundle of joy new in your arms or with a belly full to bursting

And you always answer 'Knowing my husband, I might be'

Though Sihtric will absolutely give you time to recover as much as you need after birth or when one baby is particularily difficult

And then there is the adopted kids

First it is just Cynlaef

But Aethelstan seems to yearn for a true family as well

So you say he can go ahead and call you Mother and Sihtric Father, if he wants

The young royal bastard had already been living under your roof since Uhtred had taken him in on Edward's request

You and Sihtric simply have the most stable family/homelife

Sihtric and you are absolutely loving parents to your boys

They are both raised, like the children of your blood, with the old gods

Though Finan and Osferth make sure Aethelstan gets a christian education as well

Cynlaef and Aethelstan are both very good big brothers

They are very helpful with the younger children

Especially Aethelstan is soooo good with the young ones

Oh the happiness

BIG FAMILY, HAPPY FAMILY

Ok this clip just confirmed that Niccolò and Martino are geniuses masterminding a three part plan to get Luchino and Silvia, Eva and Gio, and Filippo and Elia together. Truly doing the lord’s work

Mom and Dad

Giovanni and Elia + exchanging looks

just some things to remember

-henry fought an absolutely jacked mole person

-ray ate a bomb

-jasper put his mouth directly on henrys mouth

-piper held a boy hostage and also hospitalized and almost killed a girl on her birthday

-henry and ray robbed a bank

-charlotte is canonically gonna be president one day

-she also almost got murdered. in her own home. twice.

-they all went to jail

My two loves currently. x

#he is the biggest scaredy cat i've ever seen

Xdinary Heroes BEGINS (2021) -> Troubleshooting (2024)

Elippo stories

So, it looks like I’m obsessively enjoying Elippo for real. I decided to organize this fanfiction list as a way to encourage more people into reading and maybe writing Elippo. If any of you have another story just tell me that I’ll add to the list.

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(x) (x) (x) (x) by @shadeandadidas (in my mind, their ‘canon’ story)

(X) by @suckmyboardbaby

AO3 in English

1. Satiate my curiosity by TaliskerMorten

Summary: “You think kissing boys is the same as kissing girls?” 

Filippo clarified, amused once more.“Well yeah?”

“Have you ever kissed a guy?”

“Uh… no?” Elia winced. Filippo was close enough he could feel the heat radiating from him and Elia could feel himself flushing at the other boy’s scrutiny.

“Do you want to?” he finally asked.

2. An acute kind of agony  by TaliskerMorten

Summary: “Hey,” he greeted. 

“Sorry I’m late.”

“No worries,” Elia smiled, shifting into a more upright position. “How’s it going?”

“Alright,” he said because blurting out that he hadn’t been able to get Elia out of his head all week didn’t seem like a good alternative. “You?”

“Good,” Elia muttered, staring resolutely at his shoes. “I’ve been thinking about you.”

3. Too much by ali_sempai_98

Summary:  Elia and Filippo have been seeing each other for a while now, but they never really talked about it. They both have doubts, they both are falling in love.

4. Pink is better than purple by SpicyWolfsbane (mine…)

Summary:  It’s been a week since Martino summoned an army of babysitters to take care of Filippo and Elia just wants to do his job.

5. Mistletoe encouragement by steverogersperfectteeth

Summary:  During the Christmas Party where all squads are present, Elia focuses on one person in particular

AO3 in Italian    

(even if I can’t read in italian yet…)

1. Onestamente, ‘sticazzi di tutto by Ribes

Summary:  Non si mente agli amici, sarebbe la regola d’oro di Elia. E il motivo per cui si è così incazzato con Martino quando ad ottobre l'altro sparava una stronzata dietro l’altra, anche se sotto un certo punto di vista aveva i suoi motivi – ma cosa davvero significasse per il suo amico tenere qualcosa di importante segreto, Elia lo sta capendo soltanto adesso. Forse non è nemmeno importante di per sé, semplicemente difficile da spiegare, complesso da motivare.

2. Tra le luci di Roma by tinynerdkitten  

Summary:  “Se io avessi fatto… una scommessa” butta fuori, il più casualmente che può. Il sapore amaro del tabacco e della cartina ormai umida gli riempiono la bocca mentre parla, ma è troppo impegnato a guardare Filippo e a studiare le sue reazioni per farci caso “Mi aiuteresti a vincerla?” Lo osserva scrollare le spalle sottili, facendo una smorfia divertita “Dipende da che scommessa è. Però dato che mi stai simpatico… sì, certo. Se posso aiutare, volentieri. Che devi fare?” chiede.

Elia sospira pesantemente. Guarda il suo viso sottile, le occhiaie violacee che sembrano ancora più accentuate a cause delle ombre scure che sembrano inghiottirlo nella notte, e poi volge gli occhi davanti a sé, al Colosseo, al cielo, dove la luna brilla flebile e fioca. Non si vedono stelle, a Roma. Troppe luci, troppo inquinamento. Alla fine, li abbassa su un ciottolo ai suoi piedi, dove un vermiciattolo strisciato probabilmente fuori dall’erba umidiccia si contorce appena, cercando di tornarvi. Scrolla le spalle a sua volta, come se fosse una cosa di poco conto quella che deve chiedergli

3. E se fossi davvero coraggioso in questo momento te lo direi by gipsiusy

Summary:  In un twist dell'universo in cui il liceo in cui vanno i nostri protagonisti si rivela essere più retrogrado di quel che si credeva, il consiglio studentesco decide di chiudere la radio perché “incoraggia comportamenti che vanno contro gli insegnamenti proposti dall'istituto”, ovvero perché si viene a sapere che Martino è gay e la colpa viene data all'ambiente liberale della radio. L'assurdità di tali affermazioni spinge i nostri piccoli eroi a prendere una posizione - per Martino, e perché non è giusto accettare una cosa del genere. In tutto questo, Elia Santini romperà ogni record relativo al numero di persone baciate del proprio sesso in una settimana, e scoprirà che non tutti i laziali sono cattive persone. Sopratutto se hanno il volto, il carattere, la voce e la persona di Filippo Sava.

aethelstan & finan / the last kingdom 4x06

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