'You Are So Deliciously Lonely' @jonmartinweek Day 7 Eldritch Powers // Caretaking I Offer You Lonely

A Scary Thought

Harry: THE DARK LORD WAS INSIDE OF ME!!!

Dumbledore: Oh Harry, we’ve all been there.

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

wip

Sad but true

Favourite character: exists

Me: awww my sweet smol bean

Favourite character: murders multiple people

Me:…

Me: You’re doing amazing sweetie!

archive and protocol

Alastor!

Husbands

Oh, to be a lizard priest and touch noses with your doomed-by-the-narrative husband.

Pose ref by @ albanenechi!

A sassy mean girl, that’s who Elias is 💅

Darkness cries too p.s. I have decided to return the blonde Mairon. He looks so more noble))

re: that last post, ive said it before and ill say it again: no one deserves to die (deserving is fake and death is bad) but some people need to be stopped and choose to make death the only way to stop them