Ngl, As Much As I Like Surfer Boy Jakob, I Still Totally Prefer The Tall, Dark, Murderous, Handsome Beefcake

Ngl, the karaoke with Jakob and Lil B was cute af, and Jakob being all "this is my car 😁" while Lil B is like "fr?", then Uncle Muscle becomes Sexy Surfer Bro.

NATHALIE EMMANUEL Fast X (2023) dir. Louis Leterrier

I want all assets on them now. I need her to write the next chapter.

ARGYLLE (2024) dir. Matthew Vaughn

JOHN CENA as Christopher Smith / Peacemaker “A Whole New Whirled” — Peacemaker (1.01)

John as a merman is everything to me like I needed this so badly you don't understand

he is honest to god beautiful as a merman I'm gonna cry 🧜🏻‍♂️💙💧🌊 🐚

Dua Lipa's mermaid Barbie was super cute 🧜🏻‍♀️💗✨🪸🫧

her calling John's Ken her "big guy" was just so adorable omg 🥺

Why do I love the idea of being in a love triangle between Dante Reyes and Jakob Torretto?

You aren't the only one ❤︎

and in saying that, I've been conjuring a fic in my mind about these two going after the same girl. bc why not 😍

John Cena | Vacation Friends 2

Brie Larson as Tess FAST X (2023) dir. Louis Leterrier

ISABEL NEVES and TESS in FAST X.

Dante referring to Jakob as "Uncle Muscle"

…I mean he's not wrong 😏