Sure, You Know How To Self-flagellate, But Do You Know How To Apologize? Saying "I'm A Stupid Idiot"

I just really wanted to have gradient sorry

SLIM JIM + SWEET N SOUR JERKY YAYAYAYAYA I LOVE JERKY I CAN’T WAIT TO TEAR INTO IT YAYAYAYAY

I am very happy :3

Warning: do not delete any sideblogs

I’ve been seeing it happen to a handful of people, but apparently if you try to delete your sideblog you will end up deleting your MAIN tumblr account entirely as well I don’t know if this is a bug or something, but I’ve seen it happen to ~4 people now, so until this possible bug gets worked out do NOT delete any of your sideblogs unless you want to risk deleting your account entirely

MY WINGS HURT THIS IS SO FUCKED!! I CANT EVEN STRETCH THEM IM IN A STUPID DESK!!!!

:}

Y O U.

Yes i’m a german shepherd

Huh?

What about my ears and tail?

Hate to say… I lost them in the war with my creator…

See my appearance is human because my creator told me I lost my “dog privileges” like what does that even mean??? When I see him he’s cooked.

My bestie is super cool and awesome

Congrats on the pregnancy!

Excuse me… W H A T ?

chat i’m asexual…

Phantom wings… But what kind?

How do I figure that out?

ARF WOOF!

Therians, start a vocals chain!

YIP!!