Jackofsometrades - Jack

*when they met for the first time*

pavitr: where are you from?

hobie: england

pavitr: i'm sorry

hobie, a little louder: england

pavitr: no, i heard. i'm just sorry

hobie and his band is decently popular . miles goes to one of his performances and wears a “i love my bf” shirt to be supportive. after the show when ppl r leaving the venue, someone asks who his bf is and he says “hobie”

the person thinks its a joke. like how fans would joke abt famous ppl being their partner, so they say “idk how to tell u this but hes actually my bf..” and it leads to a joke argument that miles decides to entertain. until hobie actually walks up to the two, slings an arm around miles and says “hey love, whos this?” and then the fan nearly DIES.

I love how Bruce tells Duke to guard the Cave & Duke goes "Yes, sir. You got it. Not a single goddamm person is getting into this Cave." Like he takes it so seriously that when the GREEN LANTERN shows up, Duke doesn't think "Hm. He probably has a good reason for being here. Maybe I should ask him?"

No.

He DROPKICKS HIS ASS.

Gotta keep a straight face u guys

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Recycled joke from Gotham Adventures

Wally darling

So I just learned 5 minutes ago that "/pos" is a tone indicator for "positive" :)

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared