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a snake is wrapped around the Paladin's neck and crawling into her mouth

Paladin: ...right, I'm going to bite down.

Rogue: Ooh, that's gotta be an automatic hit! Since it's in her mouth?

DM: Yep, roll damage.

Paladin: Hang on. This is a physical attack. And we've established it's weak to radiant damage.

Paladin: I cast my last Divine Smite. Through my teeth.

table erupts with utter glee

DM: Oh, that's clever.

Ranger, crowing: Divine Bite!

Rainbow flag colorpicked from the original 1978 flag <3

It is so funny to me that the Joker just hates Dick Grayson the most out of everyone in the batfamily.

And realistically, it's probably because he was the one who "took Batman from him and changed him to be softer", but I like to believe it's because Dick is funnier than him. One time, when he was Robin, Batman smiled when he made a joke or a pun and that just never happened when Joker made a joke (because you know, Dick was never a serial killer) and he is still salty about it and will be for the rest of his life.

ngl a thing that I love about hobie and how he's represented is how KIND and NICE he is with miles above anything, he truly embrace the meaning of being a punk beyond aesthetics, and that's fucking lovely, a thing I always had in my mind about being punk is that being punk is being gentle with the ones at our side, because the establishment is already putting ours against each other. So yeah, spiderpunk rules, and rules with supporting his owns.

Wally darling

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

spider-punk icons and header ☆

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so. I'm fishing on the dock near Willy's shop right? And it's roughly 6pm. And who do I see, on their merry way back home from ginger island?

All. Six. Bachelors.

Alex, Sam, Harvey, Elliott, Sebastian, Shane, and NO ONE ELSE. like... were they having a boys day? Throwing the gridball around in the sand?

...are they a polycule? Was this their whole-polycule-date?

Literally WHAT are the odds of this happening, I would love to know.

"The Absolute Most!"

[ can't help it, just love the guy. Just a couple of fan art our newest beloved, Wally Darling. I hope to see more great things from this spooky colorful series.

what a time to be alive