Shitpost Time

“timber is better” “timkon is superior” STFU!! TIM MAY BE MISSING A SPLEEN BUT HE HAS TWO PERFECTLY FINE HANDS!!!!!!!

They are meant to be, your honor.

Miles: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Hobie: I know, whenever I'm near the person I like I turn pink.

Miles: But you're always turning pink?

Hobie: ...

Hobie: Yeah, don't think about that too hard, mate.

NAAAH, y'all can't change my mind he's silly and evil

Soap: I could bench press you

Ghost: You couldn’t bench press anyone… well, maybe Roach. He’s tiny

Roach: I know where you keep your diary

Ghost:

Soap: You have a diary-?

Bruce Wayne: *in the checkout line because Alfred forced him to go to the store to be seen in public for once and has literally only grabbed a bag of shredded cheese and a juice*

Cashier: Next please, hello Bruce how are you today?

Bruce: *staring intently at a pack of gum to avoid eye contact while he puts his items on the counter* im fantastic thanks

Cashier: That’ll be 6.84. Got yourself a snack, honey?

Bruce: *vibrating as he hands her 7 ones* yes here you go

Cashier: *hands him change*

Bruce: *drops the change on the counter, is visibly mortified and about to astral project*

Cashier: Oh sorry, my fault!

Bruce: *moments from collapse* noitwasminekeepthechange *speed walks out of the store gripping the bag of cheese so hard it almost pops*

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Alfred: *returns home to see Bruce in the fetal position on the couch with an empty bag of shredded cheese* “And how was the trip to the store, Master Bruce?”

Bruce: dontlookatme

Wally darling