Jack-pot-hat - Man

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ik I don't talk about fnaf much on this blog but the parallels between michael and cassie are driving me insane I NEED to talk about it. foxy and roxy being their respective favorites. the direct connection to helpy. but even beyond the surface level similarities, it's just. they were both dragging themselves through this horrible maze of death with the ultimate goal of saving someone they love.

their lives up until that point have been, admittedly, not great. and suddenly, someone that was declared missing/dead some time ago is quietly calling out to them, trapped deep below the surface. this individual (whether it be "elizabeth" or "gregory") is one of the only people they have- so of course, of course they answer. of course they'll help.

they venture forward with little regard for their own safety, being attacked by characters they recognize, animatronics their father worked with, all for this person. they do everything they're told. they do it all right. and all too late, they realize that it isn't them, not really. they are betrayed. they are (presumably, in cassie's case,) killed. and something horribly, horribly dangerous is released. their lives are nothing but collateral damage in a story they never wanted to be involved in.

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

Tumblr makes sense to me bc if i see something i like i get excited and hit the button to show other people and theres no weird unspoken social conventions my autistic brain doesnt understand. I can literally sit here and reblog 150 niche shitposts about harvest mice in an hour just bc they make me happy and i dont have to explain myself to anyone and i'll actually *gain* followers instead of just being called weird and downvoted or whatever its so cool

Bruce Wayne as Matches Malone but like more.

As in Matches is one of the major mob boss's of the city.

But like no one knows about it.

And Bruce never bothers to tell anyone because he thinks everyone trails him or something.

Batman's no kill rule isn't here because Matches ain't Batman.

It also makes the "Batman can't kill because he's an icon" and the "Bruce Wayne(not Brucie) can't kill cause he won't stop" Thing null.

So like Jason goes boom and Matches "goes into hidding" which the other criminals find valid because Batman's going crazy.

After a bit Matches comes out of hidding and for some reason Red Hood likes him.

Which is obviously a little strange because he has beef with Batman and Bruce Wayne.

But whatever.

OH MY GOD IS THAT JASON!!!!

ARE YOU LIKE TAUNTING ME OR SOMETHING!!!

Anyway Bruce is like okay cool im gonna get shot if I tell him but I'm gonna get shot if I tell him later…

Might as well update his will…

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The Batfam does know and they get Malone Identities. 

All of them Have M nicknames with gimmicks pertaining to the name.

Like Matches has fire and arson

All the names I've come up with so far is:

Dick- Mint: He smokes a thing of knock out gas that smells like mint(Bat produced so nothing's going on with his lungs)

Kate- Mast: Ship captain/ Port over seer

Bettie- Maestro: she found a cool mindcontrol stick

Jason- Mojo: Court jester(he made the identity pre ca-boom as a dig at Joker so now he's stuck with it.)

Barbra- Motor: Drag racer/ getaway driver

Tim- Moxie: Makes you get a pep in your step with kind words and this Tommy(the gun) he found

Stephanie- Mask: like a shapeshifter but with nanobots

Cassandra- Molar: The bone stealer that prefers teeth

Damian- Moth: he gets hit with this gas that makes him have an army of lab grown moths

Duke- Mist: Like Batman but it's fog instead of shadow

There are like three to for of these are a reach but idc

Note:

All the Bats are immune to the knock out gas so there's a thing in their suits that knocks them out while de-Maloned

Note 2:

post ca-boom the excuse they made for Jason not showing up is that he went to clown college to one up the joker in honor of his favorite robin. 

When he came back and the guys minds were boggled that clown college made him jacked.

Note 3: I gave Tim a Tommy gun specifically so I a could say "Timmy with the Tommy"

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