DICK?!?! What Is He Up To???

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chimney swifts are so weirddd theyre like if birds decided to be bats.

thats bats. those are bats. to me

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

cha cha real smooth

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

I really feel like tumblr’s fallen down on the job in not properly celebrating this very important holiday

guys please write more of michael going back in time it’s my favorite

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

@unpretty