Yeah

i watch this every day

Are you vocal during sex?

I’m usually lead guitar

he would probably save us from that ugly orange old man and the other freak guy reptilian

we live in such a fundamentally unserious world. I mean yah for a lot of reasons but today its because every single apple laptop automatically comes with a secret file embedded in it taunting the beatles because of all the times the other apple tried to sue them

my favorite lesbian is John Lennon

Only John can sympathize with the feminine hysteria of a lesbian teen girl going to art school. If I told him anything I've ever done he would jump in with his own story. I may have 1000 Paul pictures and a body pillow of Paul but that's only because my psyche is in line with lesbian John lennon

oh, Jesus bloody christ this is absolutely true

you can make a beatles reference out of literally anything. you walk outside, you see the sun. here comes the sun? george harrison? well, say perchance it's a rainy day, therefore no sun. rain? like the beatles song? you walk back inside to grab an umbrella. but what's that? you're back inside... and you're walking on wood! norwegian wood? this bird has flown? so you get back in your car.. but whats that? you're driving? on the road? why dont we do it in the road? you get to the supermarket and when you pay for said groceries, theres... taxes? taxman? BEATLES REFERENCE?

“I used to pretend I could speak French, because everyone wanted to be like Sacha Distel, or Juliette Greco was actually who you wanted to be like, even though she was a girl, because she had the feel of it all: that French existential thing, they were all in turtlenecks and black and down the bohemian clubs. It was bohemia!”

“So I used to sit around and murmur. It was my Maurice Chevalier meets Juliette Greco moment: me trying to be enigmatic to make girls think, “Who’s that very interesting French guy over in the corner?” I would literally use it as that, and John knew this was one of my ploys.”

—Paul McCartney, Many Years from Now

“I'd always had a fantasy about a woman who would be a beautiful, intelligent, dark-haired, high-cheek-boned, free-spirited artist (à la Juliette Greco).

My soul mate.”

—John Lennon, Skywriting by Word of Mouth

“This is why I always come down more on the Paul side rather than the Yoko side. Whatever the quirks and neuroses of the two men, the rules of JohnandPaul were apparently wide enough to include the whole world; the rules of JohnandYoko were as big as a lifeboat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean–and nobody can really thrive, longterm, in an arrangement like that.”

—

Michael Gerber, heydullblog.com

when u read a quote so good u just go “mmm amen, amen” like an old lady in church

(via monkberries)