I Can’t Relate To The Girlhood Nostalgia Nonsense I Like My Salad And Setting My Own Appointments.

we know that, Paulie

honest to god I keep forgetting that John Lennon is dead I think about his annoying ass so often that it's like he's still with us

real exchange i overheard between two of my bandmates ????

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

Of course I will watch Midas Man because of the plot.

The plot:

we live in such a fundamentally unserious world. I mean yah for a lot of reasons but today its because every single apple laptop automatically comes with a secret file embedded in it taunting the beatles because of all the times the other apple tried to sue them

Teddy Boy Paul ♡

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real

omg!! his old-fag-partner

headcanons about dating james wilson <3

he cheats on you with house

I'm only tears

" paul was apart of 57% of johns life, and john was only apart of 28% of pauls" i wanna know who said this. im coming for you.