They Performed Surgery On A Grape Lmao

They Performed Surgery On A Grape Lmao

They performed surgery on a grape lmao

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1 year ago

Where are my children?

I know we love dp x dc

"Phantom is in the Justice League" this or "Danny joins the Batfam" that

(I do love it, please recommend me fics and posts)

But where is the dp x pjo? Is it hidden in the archives of this site? Are you telling me I need to seek out Ghost King vs Ghost King content - as if Nico and Danny wouldn't be tossed into the Hades cabin together because Chiron's staring down this half dead child like ".. I guess that counts?"

Would the Gods be pissed off to learn the Underworld and Tartarus are just one section of the Infinite Realms? You're telling me High King Phantom wouldn't stare at them like "well... I can't really fix that issue, guess I'm YOUR god now"

BETTER YET, IS THERE PJO X DC?

You're telling me Batman WOULDN'T try to adopt all these super powered children? Or is this a Diana issue? Probably, right?

"And this is Diana- what, no. No, not Artemis. Hazel, no, this is not the goddess of the moon."

"Well, my father is Zeus-" "Diana please don't encourage them."

Is there content for this??? I will take crumbs.


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10 months ago

Sooo...

Is there a reason Radiant Anton's Seance spells out RA'S

as in, Ra's al Ghul

Am I doing a theory? Am I reading too much into it? This is something to think about.

Anyway, if you haven't already, go read If You Give a Bat a Burger by @noir-renard


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1 year ago
You Know The Grey Cat Blue Eyes Trend? I Say We Take It A Step Further - Goosefeather And Ashfur Design

You know the Grey Cat Blue Eyes trend? I say we take it a step further - Goosefeather and Ashfur design comparison. Two grey speckled cats.


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8 months ago
I Finally Figured Out An AU Name! Now I Can Stop Calling It The Kiibo Head AU!!!

I finally figured out an AU name! Now I can stop calling it the Kiibo head AU!!!

Welcome to the stage:

Resurgence V3

The name makes sense if yall know what I have planned for it - which you'll find out later on.

But hopefully yall will stick around now that I can properly tag this all - also this is the moment I will say I despise drawing cityscapes so I guess I'm in for pain


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11 months ago

Could i perhaps request shadowsight please? (If request is open, my apologies if not).

A Grotto of Graves
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I’d love to see your Shadowsight design!! I Frankenstein'd him. I am a firm believer of giant fluffy Shadowsight - he is the closest thing

Replying with other request of Shadowsight to make sure you see!

1 year ago

This is why you don't sleep with the Tyrant King - The consequence is children

Constantine avoids involvement with the Infinite Realms for two reasons.

Who wants to deal with all those Ancients in the first place?

He’s avoiding yet another unhinged ex of his.

Of course, hooking up with Pariah Dark wasn’t really an actual relationship, more like a one night stand via dream walking (Nocturn owed Pariah, but seeing as it would be insane to release the Tyrant King from his endless sleep, he’d give him a dream partner every couple centuries) - regardless, Constantine doesn’t want to deal with that.

So yeah - the fact that the Justice League is attempting to summon the High King into the Watchtower has him wanting to drink more than usual.

Of course he gave warnings, but they’re dead set on doing so. A green folder had appeared in the secure “cursed artifacts” vault with no trace of whoever left it there. How else were they gonna find out how it got there?

So Constantine’s stuck there to set up wards, and is trying to find his way out of this one.

When the summoning circle worked, no one expected the teenager to pop out of it. 

Instead of Pariah Dark, or even the sarcophagus showing up, there was a white haired ghost boy with glowing green eyes the same color as the flames of the Crown of Fire. Except he didn’t look exactly like the others ghosts. He had a human skin tone, his proportions were exactly like a human teenager’s, and he was wearing a black and white hoodie with black sweatpants, for God’s sake. 

… Were ghosts able to reproduce with humans?

Before any of the Justice League can get into questioning, Constantine speaks up:

“You’re not the Ghost King.”

Green eyes settle on him, lighting up with recognition - Danny knows exactly who this is, with the amount of complaints on his desk about the blonde. Clockwork also informed him (he didn’t want to know but now he does) of the man’s stint with Pariah. 

Daniel “Commit to the bit” Fenton chooses to do just that.

“Of course not,” The confusion crosses the face of the heroes present- “That’s just because I haven’t had my coronation yet! I’m the Crown Prince, it’s practically the same thing!”

Oh, and the dread and realization crossing Constantine’s face is almost enough to make his core purr in amusement. 

“Now I will gladly answer all your questions, but first!” His eyes swept over the heroes before raising his hand and pointing accusingly at the British warlock.

“John Constantine,” his voice boomed, the temperature of the meeting room dropping as his face stretched with a smile too big and too pointy, “You owe me fifteen years of child support.”


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2 months ago

Ayo this is true

If I haven't already been caught, I follow everyone who likes my "Saiouma fans" and "Shuichi fans" posts.

If I remember correctly, I do have a Kokichi one as well..


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10 months ago
I Feel Like This Blog Has Just Been Flipping Through A Bunch Of Fandoms And Slowing Down Cause Of My

I feel like this blog has just been flipping through a bunch of fandoms and slowing down cause of my summer class, but like, if ya'll followed me for one specific fandom or another I'm sorry. My brain focuses on something new every day, but I also know I will start to cycle back eventually - so, ig it's just a matter of patience lol.

ANYWAY, IMP TWEEK.

Tweek's always been my favorite and I've been rlly into Phone Destroyer for the last few days. This Tweek actually comes from an old medieval rp/au me and a couple friends put together a few years back, if you're interested in more information (or more of my SP aus, oh lord there are a lot of ideas) lemme know!


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