Yandere John Wick Headcannons
Posted:2/21/22
Yandere John Wick x GN reader
Warnings: swearing, mentions of SA [no actually SA] NSFW
Minors will be blocked
He's not delusional at all. John knows full well what he's doing
As Humble as I think John is I think he would have a little power high off of no one being able to stop him from doing anything.
He would definitely be the stalker type. John needs to know your okay at all times. With that being said he wouldn't steal your things or learn ever single detail about you. Just the basics like "where you work? Where you live? How do you get from place to place? Who do you interact with?" Or if it was more about your personality it would be "What's your favorite foods? What do you need personally to live? Hobbies?"
He would definitely do back ground checks on everyone you know. If they don't pass he's back ground check they would just seem to disappear from your life.
John would only resort to kidnapping if you rejected him multiple times and he thinks you won't change your mind on your own. He wouldn't want to do it but would if he has too.
His reasoning for needing to kidnap you is that he's seen some fucked up things and doesn't want you to be hurt.
He loves you so much he would chase you around the world. I mean we've all seen how determined he is when it comes to something he wants and honestly I think the hunter x prey dynamic gives him a boner.
John knows everyone and everyone either likes John or fears him. So no one would be on your side to help you.
Yandere John isn't evil or mean. He's just very passionate about you. He's actually a very kind, smart man who happens to kill people for a living. That doesn't mean he wouldn't force you to listen to him. He is in charge after all.
John would never put you in a cage and he hates to chain you up, unless its a consensual bondage situation. He traps you in your own room at his house. It very luxurious and fits your personality perfectly so you can feel like you belong there. He would have chains out of sight in the room so you don't feel trapped but are there if he needs them.
When he first stole you away. You screamed at him to not rape you and he froze. Did you really think he would do that? He's the baba yaga not a fucking monster. He dropped you in your new room and explained that he would never do that to you or anyone. He told you why he took you. That comment broke him for a long time. I mean come on he's a consent king.
Talking about consent he would want to have sex with you so bad but doesn't dare tough you unless you let him. Which isn't happening anytime soon. So every night John has to masterbate to the idea of you. The thought is always in his head.
If you do like him back he would be over the moon. Would absolutely spoil you. He wouldn't stop the stalking though. John has volunteered for the position of your guardian angel and he doesn't plan to resign anytime soon.
He's possessive of you. When in public you have to stay close or he'll get upset.
John would convince you that you have to move in the with him. So you can stay even closer. He is a little manipulative in that way.
John wouldn't let you know about his job. He doesn't want you to be afraid of him if he can avoid it.
He doesn't want you to work because he wants to give you anything and everything you need but will respect your career if you have one.
There have been days where you come home from work complaining about a coworker and John would always take care of it with out you knowing. He would just kiss you rubbing your back and as soon as your asleep his gone.
John is constantly taking pictures of you. A specially when you move in. It becomes his knew hobbie.
You guys are much more likely to have sex if you agree to be with him. So all his long lonely nights come to a hult and he's addicted to you now. He would make love to you as much as he could and would fuck you anywhere in the house.
John would also slowly find more reasons for you not to leave the house. So unknowingly your almost always at home. Which is exactly where John wants you to be.
\\bleah// (2020/06)
on← Higgs makeup/color →off
身長はヒッグスの方が高いのに、身体の厚み(筋肉)はサムの方が断然上っていう、このッ!このバランスが最高なんですよこの2人はッッ!!!色塗り苦手で本当は塗らない方が好きなので色なし差分も。
futile attempts to figure out how best to draw the Higgs face before drawing with full rendering
\\bleah// (2020/06)
on← Higgs makeup/paint →off
身長はヒッグスの方が高いのに、身体の厚み(筋肉)はサムの方が断然上っていう、このッ!このバランスが最高なんですよこの2人はッッ!!!
Higgs: Let's play “home sweet home” Momma Sammy
Sam: F#ck you!... But be nice with Lou and our BB this time
Higgs: As you wish, my love
Kevin the Kitten (Vanessa Stockard) animated by Jenni Pasanen https://www.instagram.com/p/CATfqhqgO1Q/?igshid=13vl67k4n0fue
I’m pretty much convinced Death Stranding’s Higgs was a propaganda to make people subconsciously find Troy Baker attractive
I grew up with a grandma who quilted, but she’d never been interested in passing along the hobby, so when she finally kicked it I was the grandkid who got all her materials, ‘cause I was the only one who knew how to use a sewing machine. Then, in 2015, a friend had a baby and I figured I’d make her a quilt, ‘cause how hard could it be?
oh
my
god
Luckily I am the stubbornest human alive, ‘cause I never woulda finished otherwise. I didn’t know what I was doing, didn’t know the terms to look up how to do anything, I musta reinvented the wheel like eight times and it took ten months, BUT I DID IT.
Figured I’d suffered enough and would never do it again and now I’m on quilt #9 smdh
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I’m hyperventilating.
Holy shit. Holy SHIT.
This is INCREDIBLE.
Oh my god.
I’ve gotta go lay down holy shit look at this how do we just walk by other human beings every day and live our separate lives when there’s a person sitting next to you on the train or in line for coffee who goes home and makes things like this what even IS being human holy shit.
GOOD FUCKING JOB.
There will be no need for masks soon. But, I wonder–when you look death in her eye, will you blink?
second buddy: Odradek🌟 (2020/07)
Dog bringing home his new friend