I Wanna See This Happen

me :(

Deaky:

me :)

i have been getting so many messages from sugar daddies lately wtf

egg

i hate this website

If a cannibal is attacking you, lie down on the floor for five seconds and they can’t eat you because of the five second rule for food

im soft

can you imagine being martyn, and having this little brother,who follows you around saying LIGHT, and giving people dog poop as presents cuz he thinks they’re valentine’s stones,and then grows to ask you things like why the moon is round when he can’t sleep, and gets obsessed with buffy the vampire slayer and uses the family printer to print out all of these pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar and you find them all over the house and probably under your pillow at night, and even at 17 he gets spooked by scary movies and wants to sleep in your room, and you watch him struggle to figure out what he wants to do in life, watch as he does this youtube thing while going to uni, watch as he falls in love with a boy and know it’s gonna be hard for him, watch as he figures out what he wants and goes for it, uses that creative mind that made him both endearing and as annoying as hell when he was a kid, and the soft heart that believed you when you told him girls have two willies, to become an extremely successful man in a happy and loving relationship, one who hires you to work for him and gives you opportunities you might not have had because he loves you and trusts you to keep things safe like you did when he was afraid of aliens after the two of you watched the xfiles when you were kids, it must be wild.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK !!!!!!!

Adopted siblings are still siblings.

Step siblings are still siblings.

Half siblings are still siblings.

Siblings are still siblings.

Incest is still incest no matter the relation.

jumpy boy

Castiel + jumping

no one will ever know ...

Misfits (2009-2013)

I found the perfect word to describe Five

Sassafrass