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you seem like a very nice person and i would love to see you on live tv one day !!!

Why I Should be the Next Trans Celebrity.

By THISWORLDAINTYOURS

1.) Imma put average looking niggas on the map

Alright so let’s be real, I’m not fine as fuck nor am I a model like Chella Man or Laith Ashley who are amazing men for sure but that’s all the more reason to make me famous. Why do you ask? Because I’m a chubby black Trans man that’s kinda cute, okay. Like if you squint your eyes a bit you can kinda see it.

Like if you wanted to get some dick right? And the three niggas you REALLY wanted wasn’t available I’ll be like your last resort. I’ll be the guy that you wouldn’t necessarily need to drink before fucking me, you can totally go in sober. Point is…

A trans man like me is exactly what we need as representation. We aren’t all hot and skinny and have had top surgery. Some of us still wrestle with our binders every morning. And I wanna represent for those of us who aren’t in that category we praise so much.

It’s equality. Its balance ya know, yin/yang shit.

2.) I have talent

So you wouldn’t be making me famous for no reason, at least I have some sorta skill to back it up. (Although lost of dumbasses get famous for no reason but I digress.)

I can rap. I know…I know who isn’t these days but hear me out. I’m not bad I swear.

Am I the next lyrical spiritual individual? Hell nahhh, nor am I an annoying repetitive rapper either. But I can flow and rhyme and tell a story blahs blah

Here’s proof:

https://soundcloud.com/thisworldaintyours/big-brave-dog?in=thisworldaintyours/sets/tata-chips

I got 4 mixtapes, couple of singles and I’m working on an ep that’s gonna be the ultimate soundtrack for the average transkid sitting at home playing video games and going to school waiting for 18 to come. Think Green Day’s Jesus of Suburbia meets A Tribe Called Quest.  Its gonna be mad cool and its gonna come with some visuals hopefully!

3.) I’ll use my platform for good

Now I’m not gonna be up here on the throne of fame all smiles and nothing else. I’m gonna use my fame (and possibly money) for good. And this goes beyond being vocal and retweeting/reblogging on social media

One of the issues I’ve started to get interested in is incarcerations, arrests and trans folk. One of my goals is to start like a local non-profit(I’m from SoFla) and bail out transwomen and men who are sent to jail for petty crimes due to surviving and trying to live their life best they can. Shit happens and our justice system fucks people up. I’m trying to keep everyone away from jail especially as trans folk. This will also include helping them find jobs, places to stay and money. Most importantly money. (‘cause Cash Rules Everything Around Me)

4.) I wanna say fuck Donald Trump live on tv.

Pretty straight forward. Idk if I’ll ever get big enough to be on TV but whatever platform I’m on me, a black queer trans man is gonna say it live on TV.. idc if its goddamn Good Morning America I’m gonna do it. Also ill wear like a shirt or hoodie with like a bold ass statement or some shit. Like i’m gonna be THAT nigga that’s gon be on his bullshit.

5.) None of the trans celebrities We have are punk rock dude

This kinda ties into the last reason.

Now don’t get me wrong I love Laverne Cox, Janet Mock, etc But with all due respect, they’re a tad bit too nice. I’m gonna be that ‘asshole’ celebrity that people who don’t understand hate(and the real ones who do Love) Think Kanye but if he ranted about unfair transgender laws

Instead of like clothes. I’m gonna be so annoying that bitch Tomi Lauren couldn’t stand my ass. I’m gonna be America’s Little Nightmare.

6.) I wanna date Alessia Cara

Okay fine…FINE that’s not a valid reason just let me keep this one.

7.) Ahem…now back for another reason but I wanna change what we know as hip hop

First of all, I wanna say shout out to every queer artist in every genre that’s doing your thing. Especially hip hop. I’ll be lying if I didn’t say Mykki Blanco fucking inspired the fuxk outta me. And shout our Frank, Kevin Abstract and I guess Tyler the creator maybe??? (idk he never officially came out soo but he kissed white boys so)

But Hip-hop needs a cleanse. Time and time again I hear people complain saying “there are too many rappers!” Uh, correction: there are too many cis straight Male rappers out here. And let’s be honest, it’s been their game for far too long. I wanna see more women, bi women, gay women gay men, bi men, non-binary trans men, trans women and anyone else I missed in the Billboard top 100s. At least. If anything. But the top 10 would be groundbreaking. And I’m talking about hip hop okay so don’t bring up “well such and such was” I’m well aware of other queer artists in other genres who have done numbers.

8.) I’m relatable(for the most part)

Like transness aside I’m actually into quite a lot of other stuff. Like I’m not a robot lol and I’m part of like so many fandoms. I fanboy over video games mostly, I love watching Jacksepticeye and tried to make fan art once for him but it….it turned out horrible. I really wanna see him at like PAX but that shit cost money and imma broke nigga. I also love game grumps, dashiegames, coryxkenshin and more YouTube gamers. I’m thinking of starting my twitch streaming again and play games on there.

I get excited when I see the release of a new game. One of my dreams is to go to E3. I cried playing the Last of us and I’m still waiting for TLOU2. I don’t like Fortnite tho sorry but I just got into RPGs and I spend so much time playing Dragon Age omfg.

I reblog/like so many fan art people make based on games I like which is lowkey jealousy because I can’t draw for shit.

I fall in love with fictional characters that don’t exist in both games and TV AND SHUT UP YOU DO IT TOO!

I’m kinda drawing a blank here(its 4am as I write this) to sum up honestly I’m a typical tumblr nerd. Anything this tumblr niggas like Im mostly likely into it too.

9.) I support Aces, Non-Binary People are Trans and you don’t need dysphoria to be trans.

And I’ll happily fight whoever gives you grief for it.

10.) To close all of this:

Now don’t take this post as a troll or a joke, I’m 100% dead ass. And I know what you’re wondering, how tf am I gonna make YOU famous well Ill tell you how. You tell everyone you know how awesome THISWORLDAINTYOURS is. Also follow me on here and elsewhere please thank you:

Instagram: @thisworldaintyours 

Twitter: @worldaintyours 

SnapChat: onepunchnegr0

Soundcloud: thisworldaintyours

and everywhere else i cant remember is mostly under thisworldaintyours.

And I probably came across as a self-absorbed prick on this post but I’m honestly pretty chill and laidback, you can easily talk to me about anything. I just wanna be a famous nigga.

phil keeps on changing his header and im nOT OKAy

no one will ever know ...

idk why im laughing so hard

so there is this one trans girl at my school and today she told me she calls her estrogen pills tiddy skittles  and now whenever we saw each other in the hallway we would quietly say tiddy skittles and then just start cracking up.

have the courage to exist 🏳️‍🌈

i have been getting so many messages from sugar daddies lately wtf

Has this been done?