Don’t Hide [phone]

Gladio: I swear to Astrals! If you touch my cup noodles again I will shave your ass!

Iris: *comes down the stairs* brother what are you-

*cat sitting on the coffee table keeping eye contact with Gladio with its paw half way in the cup noodles*

Gladio: *has his sword out ready to start swinging*

Dazai: What’s better than having sex with me?

Kunikida: Sanity.

Sigma: My casino.

Chuuya: Wine.

Fyodor: Watching a sinner like you burn.

Atsushi: Not contracting every STD known to man.

Dazai:

Dazai: Damn Atsushi…

Nero: I'd give my right arm to find out who my parents really are

Vergil: Wish granted

Vergil: *rips off Nero's right arm*

Vergil: I'm your father

Nikolai getting turned into a bird and being a menace in the Decay. No one is safe from him he’s either pecking or ripping strands of hair out of his coworkers for his nest. Fyodor tries to put him in a cage but he escapes because he still has his ability. Later sends him to Sigma’s casino. Nikolai is now dive bombing Sigma’s employees as well as the guests. Only way Sigma can stop him is feeding him piroshki. Later on Sigma gets him a bird house styled to his liking does Nikolai behave. When Nikolai turns back he keeps the birdhouse as a gift and keeps it in his room as a memory he enjoyed.

(This was discussed in my discord chat about a pic I found online)

*Dead Apple*

Dazai: It’s not gonna suck itself, you know.

Chuuya: That’s it! I’m taking my chances fighting my own ability!

More bros and memes

Because you seemed to like the first and I don’t want to post nothing again. 

- Noctis was throwing his sword across the battlefield screaming “yeet!” - Prompto laughed so hard he dropped onto the ground, holding his stomach - Gladio sighed with a smirk - Ignis facepalmed

- Ardyn: “Now, Noct, it is time to die!” Noctis thoughts: “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!” What Noctis says: “We’ll see!”

- Prompto when he feels ignored: “Notice me senpai!”

- Ignis yelled “Sail” when he noticed everyone was dozing off - He also hit the breaks while shouting it - Gladio instinctively reached an arm out to catch Noctis, only slamming his fist into said prince’s stomach - With his other hand, he tried to stop himself from hitting Prompto’s seat - He missed the seat, slapped Prompto and slammed facefirst into the seat - Ignis laughed so hard he had to pull over - And run afterward

Confession time.

I may be called Iwantohugsigma but I am a huge Chuuya simp.

Dazai: Fuck you Chuuya!

Chuuya:*Not even thinking* Fuck me yourself, mackerel!

Dazai: *Unzips pants* Alright.

Chuuya: *Runs* Fuck no!

Dazai: *Chases him* I’m honoring your request, Chuuya~!

Kunikida: *Sent Dazai to get rid of Chuuya* HOW THE HELL DID THAT WORK?!

Ardyn: come on now Prompto dear. Haven't you heard "love is an open door?"

Prompto: NO LOVE IS A CLOSED LOCKED BARRICADED DOOR! *shoving a bed up against a door*

Nero: *Watching Dante hand over the money he earned to Lady*

Nero: *leans over to Trish* So is Lady like his pimp or something?