IT SMELLED LIKE STRAWBERRIES, THATS WHY

About Alice Faire.

She's actually the new Dia. I hade to change the name due to bullying. She's still the same like the previous one only after the happy ending she works under Ardyn.

Ignis: alright Gladio it's your turn.

Gladio: I'll take the rapist for $500

Ignis: that says Therapist-

Gladio: who is Ardyn Izunia!

Ignis: you're horrible.

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Ignis: on the board we have "famous titles, the number 10 and current kings of Lucis"

Gladio: I'll take famous Titties for $1200

Ignis: that is famous titles..... this movie was named after a game "assassin's creed"

Gladio: ARANEA HIGHWIND

Ignis: I hate you...

This was my nightmare fuel

out of all the ffxv glitches I’ve seen, Ignis is involved in like half of them I swear

Dante: Verge you kinda remind me of Darth Vader from Star Wars. You know why?

Vergil: Because I am seen as the most feared man in both the demon and human world?

Dante: No. because you’re a deadbeat dad that ripped his son’s arm off you inconsiderate asshole.

Nero: FUCK YOU

Take my blood

You may not be able to but if you want I can rig the chairs to start spinning with the flip of a remote.

(Now that I have a bit more confidence) Ever thought about putting super glue on the seats in the council room and holding the members hostage and torturing them since they can't escape?

Noctis: *raises eyebrow* You ask that as if I haven’t.

Ignis: His highness has been banned for entering the council room since the Song Fiasco 6 years ago.

Noctis: Good times.

Gladiolus: You said you would only let them go when the music ended.

Noctis: I was being 100% honest.

Gladiolus: You forced them to listen to ‘The song that never ends’!!!!!

Noctis: It didn’t end so I didn’t let them go, simple logic.

Ignis:This is why you are banned.

Noctis: When I’m king, I’ll remind them why they fear me.

Gladiolus We all fear that dark day.

Fyodor: I have a feeling I have upset you in some way, Nikolai.

Nikolai: *Holding a gun to Fyodor’s head* Actually this is me flirting.

Sigma: *drops a cookie* Fuck me…

Nikolai: *pops head through portal* On it!

Sigma: *screams*

THE STORM IS COMING

Anyone: *shows Vergil any type of affection*

Vergil: