Should I Do A Headcanon Of Sigma, Fyodor, And Nikolai As Cats?

I could make traps for free Noctis if you want. Some kill and others just bring pain or traumatize people

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.

Ardyn: Some woman said she wanted kids so I brought her a sack of children. Now I'm in jail. Come bail me!

Ravus: How the hell did you get my phone number!? Enjoy your night in jail you psychotic pedophile!

Sigma: How many weapons do you even have on you?

Nikolai: Let’s see…

*Uses his overcoat and a pile of weapons fall out*

Nikolai: I think I’m running low.

Sigma: IS THAT A NUKE?!

Guess it's too sexy for tumblr

Hello! I am the friend of the chibi England cosplayer c: the one with a blue wig lol my tumblr is nuclearglass(I'm too lazy to like sign in and shit) I hope we can be friends!! Your cosplay was so adorable and you impersonate him nicely!!

Thank you.

DON’T!

Dazai: Thanks for the Valentine’s Day gift Chuuya!

Chuuya: I didn’t give you shit!

Dazai: What’s this then? *holds up knife*

Chuuya: I stabbed you! Why did you take it out!?

Dazai: Oh you Casanova you.

Chuuya: You’re delusional from blood loss or something!?

Sigma: Why did you drop a book on my head?

Nikolai: I wanted to see how sturdy your skull was.

"Flavor town"

That outfit is way too much fun! The mod was made by @metapoodle and can be found in the Steam Workshop!

Final Fantasy XV Windows Edition -> Screenshots taken with Ansel

Went to the wrong Sesame Street

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