Vergil: What Are You Reading, Nero?

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Okie dokie…

So I decided NOT to turn this into a sassy Noct blog.

It shall remain a headcanon blog…

…And I have decided to use my secondary email to create a NEW main blog for sassy noct!

Happy days!

In a day or two, it should be up and running! Mostly because I wanna do something a BIT different than what I did here.

Once it’s running, I’ll post an announcement here.

Anyone who can think up a name for the blog can write a comment on this post.

Thank you for reading!

Today's Sigma: does NOT like magicians

Griffin to V: hey I’m still naked. I’m always naked and you didn’t notice. Now you can never unsee it.

Bsd cats!! ♡

Look how adorable it is for them!! :>

Nero: are you going to apologize for ripping arm off?

Vergil: No but I will apologize for the condom breaking.

Mc: Do you even have a voice of reason?

Vere: I do but I don’t listen to it.

Ranpo: I’ve never told anyone this but, I love you!

Poe: All I did was share one of my pastries with you.

Atsushi: Why did you cut my leg off!?

Akutagawa: Because you made me mad!

Atsushi: All I said was “Do you want ramen tonight?” And then you cut my leg off!

Akutagawa: I don’t want ramen I want pork buns!

Atsushi: Then tell me like a damn human being not some damn rabid animal! This is why you don’t have any friends!

Oh my gods yes!

If Ignis was sucked into a horror dimension

“Goodness your hygiene is horrendous!”

“Oh please I’ve ridden with Noct driving. This doesn’t scare me.”

“If you plan on cooking the man use the right seasoning for gods sake!”

“It smells like Gladio’s room in here…”

“This place is filthier than Noct’s apartment!”

“I was asking for directions. Put your chainsaw down and communicate like a normal human being!”

“Do you even know how to use that knife correctly?”

“This is why you shouldn’t have sex.”

@gabrielthejester

Some nikolais because it was his birthday two days ago