Iwanttohugsigma - I Want To Hug Sigma

Vergil : Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Y/n : Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…

Vergil : No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I’ll take the fall tonight.

I’ve been busy making a bracelet for Sigma. My wrist smaller than 7 inches but I am happy

Fallen: demons bring nothing but suffering and trouble.

Dante: Nah I also brought booze.

Sigma: *On the phone* Come get your clown!

Fyodor: Actually he is your clown. I forged your signature on a marriage certificate for him last night.

Sigma:

Fyodor: Congratulations Mr. Gogol. I wish you two the best.

Kuras: murder will solve nothing.

Vere: but it is fun.

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

"There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!"

"Get that arm out of your mouth! You don't know where that has been!"

"For a second I thought you were Gladio"

"Prompto would be fine here since he's still a virgin."

"Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I'm not insane."

"Yes, let's split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way."

(If you have any ideas post them!"

Sigma: I lost Nikolai

Fyodor: He’s probably off thinking about how to kill me or is tormenting some innocent bystander.

Sigma: We need him on a leash.

Fyodor: He will use his ability to escape it or enjoy it too much.

Sigma: Probably enjoy being leashed if you’re holding it.

Nikolai: Don’t kink shame me

Sigma: *screams*

Fyodor: *Holding Dazai down in a bathtub* You are being baptized Dazai!

Chuuya: Keep him there longer I think I see some demons left in him.

Nero: are you going to apologize for ripping arm off?

Vergil: No but I will apologize for the condom breaking.

Went to the wrong Sesame Street

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