"the Pill Is Only 99% Effective You Know. It's Your Fault Your Little 'denial' Kink Means You Have Zero

That weird feeling where you want this to happen but don't at the same time. Also it would ruin it if she told you. Such a weird fetish!

My wife’s always been partial to doggy style. Especially since she has guys that can reach all of her hard to reach spots

She would make a great wife

Really, there isn’t going to be any other way

(via pakicuckwannabe)

Getting close to making this happen again...

Bonus points if its a guy he hates, like say...someone you cheated on him with, not a consensual threesome arrangement.

It was half your family and half her family, and everyone was wondering who this random guy friend was and why he was invited.