*Piggy Giving Jack Driving Lessons*

post all ur lotf headcanons rn. go.

Ive written down as many as I could a few weeks ago so I wouldn't forget them... here goes nothing.. Gulp!

CW for mentions of suicide and other stuff

Starting off with Jack

Born early-1940 (oldest of course)

Born in England w/ Irish heritage

Catholic

Picked up on his parent's accents but his comes out usually when he's angry or upset

Born into wealth, a little spoiled too (the most I can support this with is his father owning oil tycoons/factories or something)

Early bloomer (voice is deeper than the other boys and his acne gets really bad)

Insecure as a result ^

Parental / mommy + daddy issues (pick a struggle bruh🥀)

Got held up to high expectations by his parents, and was punished by his father if he ever acted out of line

Punishments got worse the older he got ^

Can play the piano, but is a bit rusty since he's skipped lessons

Writes in barely comprehensible and exaggerated cursive

Ralph

Full name: Ralph Erlich

Born mid-1940

Born in England w/ French heritage (mother's side) and Jewish heritage (father's side)

Child of parents that should be divorced, but ultimately stayed together for Ralph

Papa's boy <3

Has a lot of distant family members and cousins..

Another early bloomer, though he isn't affected by it too much (deeper voice than the other boys but his acne isn't super prominent)

Long time nail biter, gets worse post-island

Insomniac, again made worse post-island

Gets dark circles around his eyes as a result ^

Adores desserts, candies, and sugary things

Avoided meat, Jack's hunters (not including Samneric), and other things that reminded him of his time on the island ever since being rescued

Atrocious handwriting

Piggy

Full name: Hans P. Weber (Pfaltz)

I AM AWARE HIS NAME IS PROBABLY PETER BC OF CORAL ISLAND BUT I DONTBLIKE IT IT MAKES ME THINK OF PETER GRIFFIN OKAY

Born mid-1940

German immigrant of 5 years

Could speak both fluent German and English, with a defined/distinct accent

Moved from Berlin to England with his auntie after the death of his father, and the suicide of his mother

His auntie, having lost a son in WW1, cared for Piggy like he were her own child. She often gave in to spoiling him sweet (big emphasis on the "sweet" part) in fear of treating him like how his own parents would've before their deaths.

Misinterpreted his admiration toward Ralph as a crush, leaving him quietly flustered and upset after being around him (though this quickly went away after Ralph was SUCH an asshole to him at the start for no reason)

Had lots of really good friends and classmates back in Berlin, which he was forced to leave behind when he and his auntie fled the country.

Adored every school subject, was especially a big math nerd

Congested voice due to his ass-mar

Allergic to peanuts

Simon

Full name: Simon Cortea

Born mid-1941

Slovak immigrant of 6 years

Romani/Catholic

Had two sisters, one older (19 yrs.) and one younger (4 yrs.)

Late bloomer (voice would've remained high-pitched and his height short for years to come)

His big sister acted as a sort of "second mom", since his real mother was often away working. She'd enjoy her time taking care of Simon, from reading him bedtime stories to cooking him and his sister homemade meals

Had a small circle of friends back in his home country, as well as having to leave them behind and making a few new friends upon settling in England

Apologized excessively out of habit

A few of the hunters went to him to make them vine bracelets, plant crowns, and designs for their body paint in secrecy

Back in England, he would often base his drawings and paintings off of the colors and designs of traditional quilts, clothing, and decorations around his house

Roger

Full name: Roger Marian

Born mid-1940

Born in England w/ partly Romanian heritage

Romani/Catholic

Born into wealth, though his family isn't as wealthy compared to Jack's

Only one sibling, a 16 year old older brother

As well as a handful of cousins that would visit his house (and piss him off) during the holidays

Became best or close friends with Jack post-island

Also occasionally found himself with a soft spot for Simon while on the island..(not to be confused with a crush)

Shitty posture + nail biting that he'd get told off for back at home.

Lots of moles and marks on his back and arms

Despises haircuts

Atrocious handwriting pt. 2

Maurice

Full name: Maurice Barclay

Born early-1940

Born in England w/ partly Irish heritage

Comes from a poorer family compared to the rest of the boys, with lots of siblings and other relatives that live both in England and Ireland.

Has 4 siblings - two older brothers (both in their early 20's), one younger brother (10 yrs.), and a favorite younger baby sister.

Whenever he was cruel or mean to the littluns, he quickly felt bad afterward in remembrance of his little siblings.

Crooked teeth (tooth gap, open bite, and missing teeth give him a speech impediment)

Does get braces later on ^

Big fan of animals, especially dogs and horses

Really bad at lying 🥀

THANK YOU FOR READING!! I'm very sorry if these weren't very original or accurate either my memory is not good,,

Also Samneric aren't here and neither are the rest of the kids because I just couldn't come up with anything for them LMAO

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(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

i’ve some how managed to turn an old gay man on pinterest into a jerma stan by complete accident what is happening

English teacher not asking the real questions

yeah yeah weather pathetic fallacy cool cool THERES SO MANY MORE INTERSTING THINGS WE COULD DISCUSS

notice how when Simon died the parachute guy also left the island?? Hmm? Hmmm???? Notice how now both physical bodies of the beast are gone, leaving only the beast inside them??

notice how Simon only said “YOU’LL get back okay” instead of “WE”??? Notice how this could foreshadow Simon’s death?? Hmmmmmm??

notice how Ralph was described as having half his face being “masked” by hair and grease?? Notice how this could symbolize that fact that Ralph is slowly letting go of civilization?? Since he has a mask??? Which we see through Jack symbolizes the inherent evil of humanity???

COME ON THERES SO MUCH SYMBOLISM AND FORESHADOWING AND YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER..??

Genuinely how it feels when you find a really good fanfic idea, but someone already wrote it so now you can’t make it because you’d be a thief

You really don’t get the same experience on other websites huh

lord of the flies my fucking goat

Ik it’s obvious but they’re such dicks like they all dog pile on piggy for Fat. and the only nice fucker here is Simon, who’s described as Queer.

these r boys they’re all ragtag and assholes and lwk stupid asf but like they have the potential not be they just choose to be

All this to say, pls stop writing ralph as an angel or a little ball of sweetness or even as smart as piggy he’s just the same as the others, the only difference is that he can control his whims enough to value survival- he’s not all that exceptional

Ok? Ok.