Let’s Interact With The Spider Gang!

Let’s interact with the spider gang!

Miguel: Okay raise of hands who actually has a brain cell here?

Peter B:

Ham:

Noir:

Poppy:

Miles:

Gwen: *starts to raise hand*

Miles: *Lowers hand*

Peni: Does it count if it’s in the possession of my spider, and not me

-🕷🕸-

Miles: Strange flex but cool beans

Gwen: Freaky flexing but whatever

Peni: Quirky characteristic but allowed

Poppy: Abnormal brag but continue

Noir: Strange flaunt, but alas

Ham: Unorthodox display of hubris but very well

Peter B: So this is what hell is like

-🕷🕸-

Poppy: You guys never heard of Batman? Or the Justice League?

Everyone, putting away their comics: No...

Alternatively

Miles: So Nick Fury of all people come up to me-

Poppy: Woah woah woah. Like the comic book hero?

Ham: ???

Miles: Comic book hero?

Poppy: Yeah, Nick Fury, played by Samuel L. Jackson, wears an eyepatch, ominous as fuck

Miles: Weird, that sound just like him. Here, look *shows picture*

Poppy:

Poppy, softly: Holy fuck

-🕷🕸-

Miguel: I just feel like I’m doing all the work and I’m not getting any credit-

Poppy: Let me ask you a very fair question. What do you do successfully

Miguel:

Poppy: Quickly

-🕷🕸-

Poppy and Gwen, to Peni: Aren’t you tired of going apeshit

P and G: DON’T YOU WANT TO BE NICE?!

Peni: No :3

-🕷🕸-

Noir: On one hand it’s very good to have someone you can talk to about your feelings

Noir: On another hand this whole group is ready to storm my dimension to commit several murders and I don’t know how long I can hold them back

-🕷🕸-

Mary Jane: Peter, if we are going to have a relationship again, I think it is best we talk about children before starting anything

Peter B: Okay, okay. I have four children

Mary Jane:

Mary Jane: Wha-

Peter B: They’re technically not mine, but the bond just happen y’know! We meet up every weekend in Miles dimension for burgers, I can introduce you to them then!

Mary Jane: I was gone for like a year what the fuck happened

-🕷🕸-

Poppy: Hey Peter can we visit your dimension next week!

Peter B: Ask your mother

Miles: ...Who’s the mother of the group?

Gwen: Hey Ham-

-🕷🕸-

Mary Jane: Hi I’m MJ and this is the Mary Janes

The Spider gang, all wearing handle bar mustaches: GO GWEN!!!!

-🕷🕸-

Peter B, who borrowed Poppy’s phone to look something up: You have a girl’s group chat?

Poppy: Obviously. It’s where we send memes to each other

Peter B: You guys already send memes to the group chat

Poppy: Oh nononono

Poppy: It’s where we send memes specifically about you guys

-🕷🕸-

Peter B, Ham, and Noir: I can’t believe we adopted four unruly teenagers

Aunt May: Join the club

-🕷🕸-

Peni: As the once great fire god said

Peni: “I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid”

-🕷🕸-

Mission: Calls for a self sacrificing idiot

Every spider, immediately: I VOLUNTEER!!!

-🕷🕸-

Poppy and Gwen: We only had Peni for a day and a half

P and G: But if anything happened to her we will destroy everything in this dimension and then ourselves

The Spider dudes, nodding: Valid

-🕷🕸-

Peni: Leg

Gwen: Shoulders

Miles: Knees

Poppy: And toes

Peni: You idiots it’s ‘HEAD shoulders knees and toes!’

Poppy: You started it with legs?!?

Peni: THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS PLANNING

-🕷🕸-

Poppy: I miss Normie

Miles: Uh, anyone else?

Poppy: JJ? MJ? Betty? Of course I miss them!

Miles: Do you not have a whole ass sibling back home?!

Poppy:

Miles:

Poppy: p e t e r

Peter B, Ham, Noir: Suddenly, I don’t feel safe anymore

-🕷🕸-

Gwen: I don’t dance when I fight

Gwen: I perform

*whole badass dance-fight scene*

Doc Ock: 10/10!

-🕷🕸-

Ham: Become Spider-Ham they said

Ham: It would be fun they said

Ham, pointing to apartment where the Spidergang is: LOOK WHAT I WOKE UP TO THIS MORNING

-🕷🕸-

Peter B: So we’re going to be all sneaky to get the information

Peni: Or, hear me out

Peni: Explosions

-🕷🕸-

Peter B, upon meeting the spiderkids: You remind me of myself when I was younger

Peter B: This will end badly for everyone

-🕷🕸-

Miguel: Okay who here is actually straight

Peter B:

Noir:

Ham:

Miles:

Poppy:

Gwen:

Peni: *starts to raise hand but pauses*

Peni: *shakes head and lowers hand*

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5 years ago

I was reading through your blog and noticed you meantioned how you have many headcannons for Noir and Peni, do you mind sharing some of them? You dont have to of course, im just curious

I didn’t mean for this to be so long, but I have a lot ehe 

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6 years ago
You Know, It Occurs To Me That Judge Isn’t Just Some Blank Persona That Deputy Has Taken On; It A Combination
You Know, It Occurs To Me That Judge Isn’t Just Some Blank Persona That Deputy Has Taken On; It A Combination

You know, it occurs to me that Judge isn’t just some blank persona that Deputy has taken on; it a combination of traits from all the Seed siblings.

I remember reading that when you activate Judge as a Gun For Hire, they appear from out of nowhere in a cloud of fog.  I think maybe that’s a nod to Faith and how she used to appear in a cloud of Bliss fog.

Their whole appearance is a nod to Jacob’s Hunters, not to mention the choice of name- ‘Judge’- is also another nod to him.  Joseph has probably told Judge/ Dep to test those that wish to find him and judge their worthiness.  Trials, anyone?

Then there is their whole role as a Judge, judging sinners and probably (?) helping them reach the atonement, likely not through any gentle or passive means.  Sounds a little like John, don’t you think?

To round it off, to sum up this short character analysis of a person who is made up of the traits of many, think of the only time we see the Seed Siblings together.  Its right at the beginning of Far Cry 5 and what are they doing?  Standing silently at Joseph’s back in shadow.  What have we been told about Judge?  That they are silent and always at Joseph’s back; that they are his shadow.  Might be reading too much into things, but it was fun to think about.

Edit: Wow, this blew up.  Also, forgot to tag @nick-rye-the-pilot-guy and @theeonlyroman

6 years ago
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6 years ago
Meanwhile, In Prehistoric Canada…..
Meanwhile, In Prehistoric Canada…..

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

7 years ago
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!

FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a pocket papyrus!!

So happy to see these bones sit together❤️❤️

Hard to explain the making progress, so I just took a lot of pictures of the progress.

FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!
FINALLY!!!I MADE IT!!!a Pocket Papyrus!!

Then combine the head and body, Done! (bad tutor

They are so cute I’m gonna die

5 years ago
Takes More Than Combat Gear To Make A Man

Takes more than combat gear to make a man

Takes more than a license for a gun

Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can

A gentleman will walk but never run

7 years ago
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5 years ago
Get Ready And Get Excited! This Year’s Themes For PeterFelicia Week 2020 Are Now Live! 

Get ready and get excited! This year’s themes for PeterFelicia Week 2020 are now live! 

Day 1: Midnight Rendezvous — Moonlighting across the city’s rooftops is just another night in the life of Peter “Spider-Man” Parker and Felicia “Black Cat” Hardy, but what else do they get up to in the twilight hour?  

Day 2: Protective — Show off that famed Parker protective streak or how terrifying the Black Cat can be when there’s a threat against someone she loves.

Day 3: Fantasy — For all things mystical, magical, and fantastical! Fairy tales, witches, wizards, sorcery, dragons, sea monsters, mermaids, knights, cursed princes, mysterious strangers, magical cats and sly spiders! Anything your heart desires!  

Day 4: Heists — Jewels? Paintings? Secret superhero gadgets? Sparkling treasure? Maybe even a heart or two! Everything is fair game as long as something gets stolen! 

Day 5: Noir — Go dark with villain AUs, conspiracies, demons, vampires, murderous thieves, kingpins, queenpins, etc. Or get inspired by classic film noir! If you’re still unsure why not let Marvel help and check out Peter/Felicia in all their 1930′s glory in the Spider-Man: Noir universe. (see: Spider-Man Noir #1-4 and Spider-Man Noir: Eyes Without A Face #1-4) 

Day 6: Family — When did they first think of each other as family? How does Peter introduce Felicia to Aunt May or vice versa? Or maybe they have a little spider-kitten of their own! A baby, we’re talking about a baby! Everyone loves a little domesticity right?  

Day 7: Free Day — Do you have a great idea that doesn’t fit a theme? This day is for you! Go wild, get creative because anything goes for this slot! Also, if you missed a previous day’s deadline, you can use this one! 

Further, we also have some optional general themes! These can be combined with other themes or used on their own. They can be used any day. 

Threesome — Friendships, love triangles, or perhaps something a bit more intimate ;) just be sure to add an extra person to spice things up! 

Outside Perspective — Close friends, relatives, exes, heroes, civilians, Twitter feeds, the media? Take a step back and think about how Peter/Felicia’s relationship is perceived by the people not in it!  

Unrequited — Sometimes there is no happy ending for our favorite couple, maybe we are just stuck with bittersweet yesterdays. 

Identity — Secret identities, double identities, identity confusion, and miscommunication! This is the spot for all your identity porn needs, or consider how their respective vigilante/thief identities interplay with each other. 

PeterFelicia Week will be held August 3-9, 2020 on Tumblr and Twitter! No sign ups necessary and all fan created content is acceptable ie: fic, art, edits, aesthetics, fanmixes, podcasts, playlists, meta, etc. – as long as they focus on Peter Parker/Felicia Hardy. Just remember to tag your post #peterfeliciaweek in the first five tags! 

Still confused on what exactly PeterFelicia Week entails? Read the full announcement post here! 

More posting guidelines will be made closer to the time of the event. 

We look forward to seeing all that you create!

5 years ago

SpiderMan Noir Headcanons

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- he gets very flustered very easily, but he’s good at hiding it. for instance, of you say something to compliment him he’ll just blush up and cross his arms, quietly thanking you for the compliment and seeming like he doesn’t care much. but under that mask his face is bright red and his mind is racing

- since he has such bad eyesight (he’s near sighted) he can really barely see without his glasses, so he ends up getting very nervous when he can’t find them in the morning. like his eyesight is so bad that if he tries to look at something without the mask it’s just a blur of mixed colors and light and he can’t make out anything

- this causes him to actually have lenses specifically for his eye type in his mask, rather than having a pear of bulky glasses underneath. it’s more tactical that way (can’t punch nazis if you can’t see em)

- he doesn’t actually take a lot of time to do his hair in the morning, surprisingly. while his hair isn’t extremely neat and he takes pride in how cleanly cut it is, he ends up not having the time to actually do it. he’s either rushing out or the door to work or rushing to stop some crime that’s been happening that requires urgent assistance. this also means that he barely ever eats breakfast, and when he does he ends up just stuffing it in his face before running out of the door

- with an s/o I’d imagine he’d try to regulate this so he can eat breakfast with them in the morning, but that almost never happens and he ends up coming home nearly exhausted and ends up just eating dinner with them instead

- on the rare occasion he does get to spend some quality time with them though, he makes the most of it by giving them ALOT of affection. quite honestly he appreciates them, even though he thinks he doesn’t do a good job of showing it sometimes. he’s young but he’s always busy 

- normally peter’s a pretty clean guy, and so if he’s on a patrol he doesn’t exactly get hurt a lot, but he’s not invincible. most of the time he ends up coming home at 3:00 am with his side bleeding or some of his clothes ripped, resulting in you having to haul out of bed to stitch him up. honestly you should have a medical degree by now from how many times he’s come home needing stitches

- since his timeline takes place during WWII, it’s safe to assume that he’s nearly an expert on being conservative. no, I don’t mean conservative as in run-of-the-mill dude in the southern hills, I mean conservative as in repairing nearly everything. seriously, he doesn’t want to have to spend money on new clothes and so he just resorts to repairing everything

- this means that socks, shirts, even things that have just grown old with time are usually mended up and fixed in no time, earning him nearly expert stitching skills. he’s even sewed a few things! (even though he ended up forgetting about them entirely and denying he ever made them once you’d find them)

- idk where I found the pic, but I saw this art of noir smoking and I was like 👀 interesting do you mind if I take that concept dear sir/ma’am/unspecified-gender-person (actually wait i found it  https://mobile.twitter.com/kookirani/status/1082319828247994369)

-  yeah, he smokes, I know that’s craaaaazy

- it’s mostly a coping mechanism, in all honesty. on the contrary he wouldn’t know that its kinda dangerous though, since smoking was deemed as dangerous in the late 1950s and WWII took place during the late 1930s-1940s. so yeah, to him it’s totally normal (a lil bit of facts there for y'all)

- a lot of the time you’ll be able to find him standing on the balcony with a cigarette between his lips, his shirt off for the bandages and other things to get some air as he tries to ease into his own comfortability and think over what he could’ve done better over the past patrol. it’s almost like an assessment of sorts

- speaking of not having shirts on, he’s about 5″10 and has a sorta muscular build. obviously his shoulders a broad, and so he really look so like a grown ass man with his deep voice to accompany his aesthetic. he’s got a lot of scars as well from previous accidents, such as one on his lower torso from being stabbed while breaking up a street fight and one on his knee where he accidentally flew into a wall. but while he may seem rough and hardened on the exterior, he’s got a few weaknesses that prove that he’s really just a kid wearing a suit (he’s 19 btw)

- on an angst level, he’s too compassionate for his own good. for instance, he doesn’t kill, but finds it right in his mind to offer redemption to his opponents while still defending the weak and helpless, just as he once was. while he’s not a complete pushover obviously he does help people a lot out of the mask. people are struggling during these times, and the women and families that need his help are still out there and around him (it’s WWII, shits not great)

- this means that he frequently fixes things for neighbors when they can’t afford a repairman, comforts kids who lost their mothers in the crowded streets of Queens, defends minorities both with and without the mask, and so on and so forth. overall he’s just a nice guy with a strong sense of justice, and doesn’t mind to occasional scrape or so on his knees if it means protecting the people he cares about without even meeting

- peter ends up getting a little…reckless because of this though

- when that’s said, that’s means that he will literally jump in front of a bullet for anyone. even if it gets him hurt. he’s selfless, and a lot of the time he’s hurt because of it. but telling him that he can’t possibly save everyone is pointless

- “"So what? I should stop trying just because I can’t help everyone? That means helping no one gets the same results. I’m not gonna watch people drop like flies cause I can’t save the world.”

- yeah angsty as fuck, but he means it. his words come out harsh, but he tries to apologize for being so rough

- “"I’m sorry, I just…” He’d pause. “"I can’t watch it anymore. I’m not a bystander. I won’t be a bystander.”

- and with that he’ll pull you into a hug and just hold onto you tightly, almost as if you’ll fade away and leave him if he doesn’t

- you’re part of him, and you might be on earth of the only things keeping him safe. you’re the representation of the good he protects, and god help him I feel he ever fails at something to simple

- anyway that’s enough angst let’s talk about LIVING with him :3

- it’s the little moments that mean the most to him, in all honesty. he doesn’t even need you to be the domestic one really, since he views you both as a team rather than husband and housewife

- he usually does most of the cleaning and cooking though I’d imagine since Aunt May taught him to clean up after himself and respect his and everyone else’s space. you going out and getting groceries or just cleaning the clothes for him is enough, so if you’re one to typically work around the house more often and take the time to make sure everything’s is perfect, he’ll partially thank heaven they sent you to him and feel a lot like he’s slacking on his part

- he likes to pamper you, give you gifts. expect a bouquet of flowers almost every Friday when he comes home, his smile wide on his face as he professes his love to you through a bunch of cheesy one-liners

- but he also likes to be taken care of and pampered himself, although he never admits it. once again anything small makes him happy, so if you go all out he literally can’t stop thanking you. washing his hair, cooking for him, making him things, he loves everything, and appreciates the thought behind it

- to be honest I’m sure he’s not really attracted to a certain body type in particular, it’s your kindness that infatuated him. generally polite, kindof shy people just make him that much more enamoured, but he likes someone with a good head on their shoulders and a strong sense of justice and morality just as much (if not more)

- if you were a crime fighter, peter would be absolutely enamoured with you. he knows you can hold up your own better this way, and that you don’t really need that much protection. he prefers to work alone, but if he has to work as a partner with anyone it’d be you and ONLY you. no third wheels

- but this comes with a downside; peter gets extremely worried when you get injured. he knows better than anyone that it’s really just part of the job, but his heart can’t help but stammer a little when he sees a bloody lip and bruises all over. you bet your ass he’ll take care of whoever hurt you asap if you haven’t yourself

- you hurt his s/o your ass is grass m8

- he also doesn’t get really jealous, but if someone is hitting on you he feels not worthy enough or just angry in general

- he usually needs a lot of reassurance, maybe a hug or a kiss after he gets particularly emotionally exhausted. he likes to sit in silence a lot, either thinking or just watching you as you do chores around the house or watch tv. he loves you a lot, and he could watch you just absentmindedly talk about your day or your friends for hours

- really random btw, but this dude can sing. he doesn’t think it really necessary so he doesn’t outwardly flaunt it, but when he’s listening to a song he likes it’s easy to catch him humming along to the tune or singing the chorus. it’s deep, breathy, right on the verge of raspy almost, and his eyes seem calm when he does

- usually he really only listens to jazz and swing, so you can listen to him using his voice perfectly when the singer over the radio hits a particularly complicated note. if you catch him in the act though he’ll immediately blush up, his whole face turning red as he stutters out something to say

- you’d take his hand, grinning, asking him he’d want to dance with you as you smile up at him widely. he agrees, letting his body press to yours as you slow dance around the kitchen, living room, etc. his head will drop to your shoulder, inhaling your scent as he sings softly to you and sways gently from side to side, sharing a moment of wordless emotion that you both understand, share, and relish in. he’ll kiss you, letting his hands fall to your waist loosely to grip you as yours to his shoulders in a sort of grounding gesture. and so you dance, sharing a quiet waltz as lovers in the comfort of your modest home

- all in all, he loves you, too much to where you’d ever imagine. he’s not exactly the most sensual, yeah, but that doesn’t mean he won’t try. you mean the world to him, and he’ll go through hell and back just to keep that smile on your face and those eyes bright

 ( for https://zovatm.tumblr.com/, love you bro <3

- Ya Boi 🖤💜💛)

5 years ago
Imagine It's 7am, You Haven't Slept Yet, And You Have A Fever. What Happens Then? This. This Happens.

Imagine it's 7am, you haven't slept yet, and you have a fever. What happens then? This. This happens.

Process of drawing - https://t.co/Q3QM0pw3Iy

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